Feet up Queenslanders, there is a King Cobra on the loose on the Gold Coast. Veteran snake catcher Tony Harrison received an anonymous call from a bloke concerned his escaped snake would attack someone. Initially Mr Harrison thought he was talking about a King Brown but the caller corrected him. Oh for crying out loud , haven’t we got enough scary wildlife down under?
Psst Might want to sleep with both eyes open!!!
Mom, do I really have to wear sweaters for the rest of my life?
Three good reasons why a 16 year old should stay away from alcohol
a) A 22 year old man might tattoo your arms and ribcage without permission
B) A 22 year old man might misspell a word he’s illegally tattooed on you
c) You might not like Juggallo (suppose to be Juggalos), SRH (Support Radical Habits) and CKY (Camp Kill Yourself) permanently etched on your body.
On the bright side the 22 year old has been charged with illegal tattooing, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (the tattoo needle) and providing alcohol to a person under 21.
Sperm whale teeth. And you?
OK, here’s the thing Nantucket man, don’t be smuggling no sperm whale teeth into the country because that’s a federal offence. Hello, sperm whale teeth are endangered! Dear god, what the hell would you do with one? Hmm, not like you could wear it as a pendant!