Baby Tossing Ritual Anyone?

OK, new parents, old parents, any friggin parent for that matter, I suggest you don’t click this clip if you know what’s good for you. It was in the top ten most watched Youtube videos of last year but you ain’t gonna like it. This is the baby tossing ritual from Solapur, India. It [...]

It’s a Dirty Job but Someone Has To Do It

A Hindu man has given up his family, home and job to wallow in the slimy polluted mud banks of the River Ganges. Avinash Tripathi says “Only by reconnecting with the rawness of nature can man find true healing,” The filthy Holy Man claims he now has the power to heal others. Good luck with [...]

Everything Stinks!

Vaibhav Bedi is suing Lynx (also known as AXE in India), not because it stinks but because he hasn’t managed to score a single women since he has used it! The loser in love is suing the company for £26,000 for the “depression and psychological damage” caused by the lack of any Lynx effect.Damn stuff [...]

That Will Explain The Smell!

Sheez guys! A corpse has been found on the roof of a police station in India. Seems it’s been up there for 2 friggin years! Whoopsie. Chukkan Nishad went missing in 2007 and was later found murdered. His body was suppose to be DNA tested but one thing lead to another and he was put [...]

Did You Really Think This Through?

And here I was thinking there was nothing lower than a eunuch beggar in India, I guess I was wrong. Chauthmal Raigar, has cut off his genitals so he could join the eunuch community. Raigar was even poorer than the enunch beggars so when he saw how much they were making he wanted to be [...]

Call Centre Rage

Those call center operators,sheez, cheeky! A man claims he recieved a death threat from a call centre worker in India after a verbal fight broke out over an Internet issue. When Allan Wardle rang BT after his internet connection crashed he was put through to someone in India. Having explained the problem , the call [...]

Water On The Moon, Who Friggin Knew!

OK, call me cynical (or a Friggin Loon) but you gotta kinda question the whole moon landing thingy when India finds evidence of large quantities of water on the moon (hmm, there goes the cheese theory!). What the hell were you Apollo boys doing up there? Geez, India finds water on their first friggin lunar [...]

Funding The Phone

Stop bitching about your cell phone son, don’t you know poor kids in Bihar have to steal bananas just to make a phone call. “Stealing bannana in Bihar” is the new “starving kids in Africa” line for parents of whining kids. All because phone companies in India are offering free sim cards with every cell [...]

Stale Mate!

Chess just jumped up in my estimations after a top French player was carted out of the Grandmasters tournament in India because he was way too pissed to play! Way to go Vladislav Tkachiev, you just did for Chess what Paris Hilton did for Chihuahuas. Hmm, when Tkachiev arrived at the Kolkata Open Grandmasters Chess [...]

Badminton Terror Targets

OMG. No really people, OMG. News just in, England’s badminton team have been forced to pull out of the world championships in India due to terror threats by the Islamic terrorist group, Lashkar-e-Taiba (who the hell are they?). Damn! Now I am going to have to cancel my subscription to the special sports channel. Why [...]