OK, maybe you can. A Toronto man wants $500,000 after some clown threw a frozen miniature candy bar into a crowd and hit him in the eye. The man now claims he suffers blurred vision and has developed Bell’s palsy. The unidentified clown, the parade organizers and the board have all been named in the lawsuit. Hmm, who the hell has friggin clowns at a Santa parade?
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This is like some friggin horror story. I sure hope the kid was OK, bleeding balls can’t be good!
Hmm, well if you are ever going to jail, pick Sweden people! Some inmate has just been awarded $2,700 in compo for hurting his little finger during a prison ping pong game. After he put in a claim, bippity boppity boo, they concluded he suffered pain, injury and scarring and was therefore rightfully due his financial compensation. See, that’s what I am talking about! Brilliant.