This Is Your Captain Speaking

WTF pray, are you kidding me? A pilot on an Iranian airline asked passengers to pray after the plane experienced a technical fault. Oh crap, considering their air safety record who’d blame him! Those friggin international sanctions are a bitch, how’s an airline to get a decent plane or friggin spare parts when you got [...]

If A UFO Was Going To Be Anywhere This Week!!!!

If the aliens are observing Imadinnerjacket and his recent missile launch we are all in big trouble. Video showing what appears to be a UFO cutting through a cloud during Iran’s latest Missile testing has the nutters UFO enthusiasts all abuzz. See what you think loons…

Holocaust Was A Myth

Well surprise, surprise, Imadinnerjacket has told a crowd at the Quds Day rally in Tehran that the “Holocaust” didn’t happen. Here is a little snippet of what he had to say “They (Western powers) launched the myth of the Holocaust. They lied, they put on a show and then they support the Jews.” During his [...]

Sanction Breakers

Hey Kimmy Jong Il, been out of the news for a while huh? Never mind, you’re backkk, ooh and you’ve dragged in some unusual accomplices. The United Arab Emirates have seized an Aussie owned cargo ship, the ANL-Australia (flying a Bahamas flag) bound for Iran with a load of North Korean weapons on board. The [...]

Turn You Avatar Green For Iran

Oh crap Ayatollah Ahmad Khatami has denounced the leaders of the post election protests in Iran and declared they are “worthy of execution”. Run, people, run…not even Twitter can save you. He went on to say that the rioting was in defiance of God’s will and suggested that those arrested should face the death sentence.Hmm, [...]

US has more nuts than Iran

Well stand up America you can now proudly claim you have more nuts than Iran (pistachio nuts that is).Iran has lost 60% of its pistachio production due to a damn cold winter. Iran is likely to produce only 100,000 tonnes this year compared to US with 185,000 tonnes.Pistachio nuts are Iran’s third largest foreign currency [...]