Italian Job

Whoopsie, remember the Italian regional governor Piero Marrazzo who was forced to resign last month after being caught in a flat in Rome with a semi naked transsexual, Brenda, and a table full of cocaine ? No, can’t recall ? Hmm, well anywho, guess who has been found dead in her burning apartment building? [...]

Gaddafi Is Such A Kidder!

Oh dear, when an escort agency  was asked by Libyan dicktator Colonel Gaddafi to supply 500 Italian women to a hotel in Rome, they thought it was their lucky day. Little did they know it was a friggin ruse to convert them beauties to Islam. Hmm, like they would survive the sharia laws for starters! [...]

It’s a friggin Life Sentence!

OK, you have two choices, prison or house arrest with your wife, which do you choose? Hmm, well if you are Santo Gambino from Sicily you pick the first option. Santo was originally arrested and placed in a Palermo jail for dumping hazardous waste but was later moved to house arrest. A short time later [...]

Cosa Nostra’s Pet of Choice

Geez, the Italian mafia make the Sopranos look like the housewives of Orange County. Italian police have just seized a 5.6ft crocodile from the home of a suspected Naples Mafia boss. They think the croc had been used to intimidate local businessmen into paying protection money (yep, that would do it!). Despite the allegations, the [...]

The Only Things That Are Certain

You know your life sucks when the Italian tax authorities seize your earrings, right Maradona? The soccer legend was attending a fat farm in Northern Italy when the tax department pounced like the hand of god! Well at least that’s a little weight off! Evidently the obese star owes somewhere in the vicinity of €31 [...]

Sanction Breakers

Hey Kimmy Jong Il, been out of the news for a while huh? Never mind, you’re backkk, ooh and you’ve dragged in some unusual accomplices. The United Arab Emirates have seized an Aussie owned cargo ship, the ANL-Australia (flying a Bahamas flag) bound for Iran with a load of North Korean weapons on board. The [...]

Does This Look Like A Toilet?

Just a quick message from the Mayor of Venice in Italy. Quit peeing in our canals. Mayor Massimo Cacciari is irate about tourists attittude towards the floating city after witnessing a Portugese tourist revealing himself in one of Venice’s  177  canals.Cacciari told the man politely “you wouldn’t do this in your loungeroom” and then promptly [...]

Naked Nun on Facebook

Bless, an Italian woman who is planning to become a nun is suing her ex boyfriend.She wants him to remove a  topless photo of her bathing on a Sicilian beach from his Facebook page ASAP. So far no joy, the ex is refusing to remove the pic because he doesn’t want her taking those vows. [...]

Do You Swear On The Bible Father?

Of course there is drink driving loopholes for priests, too many masses and too much communion wine. An Italian priest is appealing his drink driving charges claiming it was the Holy Wine he had to drink during  4 separate masses that had tipped him over the limit. Hmm, must have been one hell of a [...]

Crucified Frog Fiasco

I guess Father Rungi is off the hook with his nun beauty pageant idea, it seems the Pope has bigger problems. A sculpture of a bright green frog nailed to a cross with a beer mug and an egg in it’s hands has caused quite a commotion in the mountains of Northern Italy. The sculpture [...]