Keep off The Grass

I have been trying to dodge this story for awhile but here goes. Remember the lingerie maker Triumph who brought you the countdown to marriage bra? Hmm, well they have just unveiled their latest one…’Nice Cup in Bra’. Oh yes and it doubles as a lady golfer’s putting mat. See, now you know why I [...]

OK, Everyone Out Of The Water

OMG,  giant jellyfish are being blamed for sinking a 10 tonne trawler in Japan. The jellyfish in question, the Nomura  can weigh up to 200kg each and float around in large swarms. The unlucky 3 man crew of Diasan Shinsho-maru dragged their nets through a swarm of these suckers causing the boat to capsize under [...]

Harry Potter Has A Lot To Answer For

OMG, it’s more like Little House on the Prairie than Harry Potter inspired, but this latest craze to hit Tokyo, of men wearing skirts and dresses, have raised more than a few chopsticks. OK, they call themselves  “the skirt boys” or “skirt tribe” but let’s face it, it seems more like  a trendy excuse for [...]

What a Pain In The Arse

OMG. Some poor man in Japan is suing a university hospital after they misdiagnosed him as suffering from rectal cancer and he ended up with an artificial rectum. Ewh ah! The unnamed man underwent surgery to remove a cancerous tumor but was later told it was all a big mistake. Unfortunately they couldn’t put his [...]

Mushi Mushi

Just when you thought the 911 fiends were taking a holiday, we have Hisao Sumitani from Japan. Sumitani makes the 911 callers look like amateurs. Sumitani was arrested in Otsu for making 12,300 110 nuisance emergency calls (that’s Japan’s 911 equivalent) in the last 3 years . Not only that, he is also accused [...]

Swine Flu Proof Suit

Holy titanium dioxide Batman, here’s a sobering thought. The only people to survive the worldwide swine flu epidemic could be Japanese businessmen. Awesome! Seems a Japanese menswear company have begun selling an  anti-swine flu suit for $650. Yes, that’s right, wear the suit and you become swine flu proof. The secret  is in the wool, [...]

More Useless Friggin Information

The real name of the dog who played Toto in the Wizard of Oz was Terry III. (as if any one cares).
A group of rhinos is called a crash. (Isn’t that what they call a group of women drivers?)
That rumbling your stomach makes is called a borborygmi.
The Bible is the book most shoplifted. (why?)
Endolphilia is [...]

Robber With Low Tolerance To Nagging!

It really wasn’t Takashi Owata’s day when he decided to rob the Sunkus convenience store in Fukushima. Hmm, not when a 59 year old female was working there anyways. No one was going to do no robbing on her shift. When Owata demanded money the woman hurled abuse at him, screaming “What the hell do [...]

I Was Here First!

What is a 4ft (1.3ft) black bear doing catching a bus anyways? Nine people are wondering that very question after they were attacked by a not so friendly commuter. The victims were at a bus station in Takayama, Japan, minding their own business when the bear became a little threatened and began to attack. Many [...]

The Amazing Dog Poop Ass Bag

This is so very wrong people, the dog poop ass bag. You know sometimes the search to make a chore easier can get just way too complicated and stupid. Let a dog crap in peace, don’t be messing with his butt. Some might say it’s just like fitting a bag onto a vacuum cleaner, I [...]