Marking His Territory

When Japanese truck driver, Yuuki Oshima, fell head over heels for a woman, he decided to show his undying love by urinating through her mail slot.  Yes, Casanova  pissed through the slot in her door and soaked a towel that was specifically placed there to stop peeping Toms. Police arrested Mr Oshima on Friday who [...]

The Old Scamming Purchase Point Trick!

Here’s the thing websites that don’t have sufficient protections in place, you will get scammed. Two men, Ken Muranaka and Kensaku Ohara (of non- Nigerian backgrounds), reserved up to 28,000 rooms via a popular Japanese shopping site Rakuten.co.jp to earn purchase reward points. The problem was they never turned up, they simply reserved the rooms [...]

Japanese Jackass

OMG, a Japanese game show set in a library. How bad could it be? Nasty in silence.

Louis Armstrong Goes Japanese

Where is Harry Connick Jr when you need him? I posted this clip a long time ago but I thought it was time to have another little airing.

The Sex Is Going To Suck!

Here’s the thing SAL9000, marrying your virtual girlfriend is only going to end in tears. You know the honeymoon will soon be over, she’ll eventually find another a virtual animated character who will understand her needs better. Yeah, I know sex isn’t everything but Nene Anegaski has needs too and lets face it, you just [...]

Keep off The Grass

I have been trying to dodge this story for awhile but here goes. Remember the lingerie maker Triumph who brought you the countdown to marriage bra? Hmm, well they have just unveiled their latest one…’Nice Cup in Bra’. Oh yes and it doubles as a lady golfer’s putting mat. See, now you know why I [...]

OK, Everyone Out Of The Water

OMG,  giant jellyfish are being blamed for sinking a 10 tonne trawler in Japan. The jellyfish in question, the Nomura  can weigh up to 200kg each and float around in large swarms. The unlucky 3 man crew of Diasan Shinsho-maru dragged their nets through a swarm of these suckers causing the boat to capsize under [...]

Harry Potter Has A Lot To Answer For

OMG, it’s more like Little House on the Prairie than Harry Potter inspired, but this latest craze to hit Tokyo, of men wearing skirts and dresses, have raised more than a few chopsticks. OK, they call themselves  “the skirt boys” or “skirt tribe” but let’s face it, it seems more like  a trendy excuse for [...]

What a Pain In The Arse

OMG. Some poor man in Japan is suing a university hospital after they misdiagnosed him as suffering from rectal cancer and he ended up with an artificial rectum. Ewh ah! The unnamed man underwent surgery to remove a cancerous tumor but was later told it was all a big mistake. Unfortunately they couldn’t put his [...]

Mushi Mushi

Just when you thought the 911 fiends were taking a holiday, we have Hisao Sumitani from Japan. Sumitani makes the 911 callers look like amateurs. Sumitani was arrested in Otsu for making 12,300 110 nuisance emergency calls (that’s Japan’s 911 equivalent) in the last 3 years . Not only that, he is also accused [...]