Junkyard Gator

Sheez, so redneck

Trappers in South Carolina were surprised when they cut open a 13ft alligator and found a soccer ball, 2 baseballs, a tennis ball, 53 fishing lures, heaps of lead sinkers, a beer can, two turtles and a smaller gator in his stomach. Seriously, they need to clean that swamp.

Everyone’s A Friggin Critic

Oh dear god, locals near the Iowa/Nebraska border are still friggin bitching about the new $3 million public art installation “Odyssey” on the 24th Street interchange on Interstate Highway 29/80. Motorists are complaining the Freddy Kruger hands are  so terrifyingly distracting they are finding it hard to concentrate (yep, there has been some rear ending!), thus the nickname “Nightmare on 24th Street”.  The abstract work by renowned international sculptor Albert Paley has also been described as “Edward Scissorbridge”, “Gateway to Disaster” and a ” pile of junk”. Any thoughts …

Friggin Hoax Flier!

WTF

Ain’t life a bitch, well for some residents of Huntly in New Zealand it is! Many residents spent the weekend dragging out all their useless pieces of junk from inside homes, sheds, garages and  backyards for the “Midwinter inorganic rubbish collection”. Streets and curb-sides were piled high with all sorts of crap, from old TV’s, vacuum cleaners, rusty wheelbarrows to the occasional disused toilet. Hmm, only problem, there was no a friggin rubbish collection! Oh yeah, that’s right, some little (big) shit had placed hoax fliers in people’s letterboxes reminding them of the inorganic rubbish collection that never was. They even went to the trouble of using the Waikato District Council’s logo to make it look authentic. But here is the big bummer. The council are refusing to pick up the mess, urging residents to ignore the flier and to drag their crap back from whence it came.