Kevin Rudd President Of Ukraine

Well suddenly I have new respect for British University students. When confronted with a photo of a beaming Australian Prime Minister and his wife during a BBC quiz show, the brainiest youths of Britain were unable to identify who he was. After an awkward pause they eventually threw in Ukraine President just to fill [...]

Camel Loving CNBC

Honey, sweetie, darl, do you want them? Shipping will be a bitch, but if you feel so strongly about it, they’re all yours. Oh dear, it seems Erin Burnett of CNBC is rather pissed that Kevin Rudd is spending $19 million to slaughter  feral camels in the outback. So pissed in fact she ranted about [...]

Whose Been a Naughtly Little Psycho Chook Then?

It’s not every country that can boast having a Psycho Chook leader but Australia can. Beat that Kim Jong Il. Senator Joyce, Nationals leader in the Upper House said of Prime Minister Kevin Rudd “The guy’s a psycho chook.Who in their right mind gets onto a plane and because he doesn’t get the right colour [...]

Friggin Arsonists

Wouldn’t you friggin know it, the 39 year old caught and charged with lighting the fire in Gippsland, Victoria, which killed 21 people, is psychologically unwell. Oh surprise, surprise. The arsonist “suspect”, who has now been given legal aid lawyers (great), is said to be “in a fragile mental state,” (boo friggin hoo). The [...]

When The Nose Is Not Enough!

And to think he might be Australia’s next Prime Minister…. I would hate to get an ear full from him. Friggin Gross….