Toot, Toot, Kim Jong Il Express

Kim Jong Il, you cheeky little leader. You didn’t tell me you had 19 private friggin train stations, oh and 90 carriages all for your very own. All of Kimmy’s trains are decked out with conference rooms, reception halls, TVs, satellite phones, elaborate bedrooms and high tech communication crap.Oh and for anyone planning to blow [...]

Kim Jong Il Sacks State TV Boss

Oh crap, seems Pyongy beer (aka Taedonggang beer) commercials have opened a floodgate of capitalist pig commercials and Kim Jong Il is pissed (and not in a good way). Despite initially embracing more diversity on state TV, Kimmy blew his stack when he saw not only Pyongy beer commercials but ads on quail dishes, hairpins [...]

Will the Real Kim Jong Il Please Sit Down

Is the real Kim Jong  ill? The Japanese rumor mill has been running hot with whispers that  the real Kim Jong Il is either gravely ill or dead and that an impostor has taken his place. OK,  we’ve heard it all before  but now the Japanese are stepping up their claims saying that the photo [...]

Excuse Me, I Think You Are Going The Wrong Way!

Well I’ll be, a South Korean man has defected to the North. Kim Jong Il will be proud! Oh and get this, the ex Samsung Electronics worker and pig farmer, Kang Dong-rim, defected by walking through a friggin field of land mines and razor wire. The North’s KCNA news agency said “He is beside himself [...]

North Korea On Fire

WTF. Is Kimmy Jong Il OK? NASA are freaking out after satellite images show North Korea on friggin fire! Say it ain’t so! Huge plumes of smoke can be seen very clearly billowing across the northeast of the country. Everyone panic. Hmm, maybe Kim Jong Il is simply having a BBQ. The plume can be [...]

Sanction Breakers

Hey Kimmy Jong Il, been out of the news for a while huh? Never mind, you’re backkk, ooh and you’ve dragged in some unusual accomplices. The United Arab Emirates have seized an Aussie owned cargo ship, the ANL-Australia (flying a Bahamas flag) bound for Iran with a load of North Korean weapons on board. The [...]

Curious Squirrel meets Kim Jong Il

As if the Loon isn’t going to get in on the act. People have been going berserk photo shopping the Curious Squirrel on famous photos ever since the little guy popped up in front of  the Brandts timer set camera. Yep, just before the camera was about to take a snap of the couple smiling [...]

Bill Clinton To The Rescue

Shhh, we still have to be hush, hush, because you know Kim Jong Il has tendencies to change his mind but it looks like the two jailed American journalists are the luckiest women in Pyongyang ! Bill Clinton’s the man. He went on a little mission to visit Il and play nice (despite all the [...]

Would You Like Potatoes With That?

Hooley, Dooley what a difference a month makes. One minute Kim Jong Il is asking the public to get their chops around dog soup and now they have opened up a Hamburger joint.Hang on just one minute…hmm, I would stay clear of the hot dogs people! I’m just saying. It’s true, the Samtaeseong diner has [...]

Queer Guy For the Straight Eye

Sheez, ever since Kim Jong Il became a fashion guru of sorts, he has become highly critical of the international community. He makes no secret of the fact he loathes Imadinnerjacket’s love of grey suits but now poor old Hillary has come under the microscope of Il fashion. I’m guessing her comfy (more than one [...]