To All The Aussie Loons

I'll get you my Ruddy and your job too!

Ding Dong the witch is back. I for one am ordering another house….this time double brick!!!!

Psst Fairy Face, what happened? You were suppose to slap her right out of parliament!!!!!!!

Political Bullshit

For those of you who have been wondering, Australia still hasn’t a  government, Prime Minister, leader, nothing. Yes people, it has been 17 days since the country voted and everything is still in limbo. Ironically the decision comes down to 3 Independents who are basically blackmailing the two major parties, Labor and the Coalition, into changing policies and redirecting funding to get their vote. I say go back to polls and let the people vote all these friggin imbeciles out.

In reality the Coalition won the election by a significant majority but thanks to the two party preferred voting system we now have this ridiculous situation. In other words, it really isn’t the people who decide the government but the politicians who woo the minority parties behind the scenes.  If they make it compulsory for everyone to vote they should make it compulsory for the party who received the most votes to be elected and not this bullshit system of minority parties handing over their votes to  their preferred leader.

Oh and while I am bitching about stupid friggin politics can someone tell me why not one political party, including the friggin Greens, failed to mention the water crisis in their campaign? This is the most important issue Australia will face this century. Without a solution we are doomed.

Outgoing Minister Has Last Laugh

Kidding!

When newly appointed British chief secretary to the Treasury David Laws rocked up to his first day at work he found a letter by outgoing chief secretary Liam Byrne on his desk. Mr Laws assumed it would contain some constructive advice  but instead it simply read “There’s no money left.”  Blahahahaahaa. Mr Byrne insisted “My letter was a joke, from one chief secretary to another. I do hope David Laws’ sense of humour wasn’t another casualty of the coalition deal,”