Jamey Rodemeyer Bullied beyond The Grave

Remember 14 year old Jamey Rodemeyer who committed suicide because he was bullied at school for being gay and then Lady Gaga dedicated a song to him at a recent concert? Well evidently his sister was at a homecoming dance and the Lady Gaga song came on and the bullies started chanting ‘You’re better off dead!’ and ‘We’re glad you’re dead!’  Sheez, enough already, you got what you wanted.

Woman Kills Family Cat To Make Outfit

OK, here’s the thing Oklahoma woman, killing the family cat and using the blood for an outfit you plan to wear to a Lady Gaga concert is wrong. Angelina Barnes had allegedly drowned the feline and covered all the light switches in the house with duct tape so they couldn’t be turned on. A relative later discovered her with blood smeared on her face and wearing a blood covered coat ready to head out to the concert. The liver of the cat was found in her makeup case. She is currently in hospital receiving treatment. Sad.

Cold Comfort

We interrupt this broadcast to make an important announcement….breast milk ice cream is OK to eat lick. Yes, the London Ice cream parlor has been given the thumbs up to go back to selling their $22 a scoop Baby Gaga breast milk ice cream.  Seems health and safety are happy with the milk screening. Now all the ice cream parlor has to worry about is Lady Gaga suing their asses off!

On A Sour Note

Attention whore, Lady Gaga, was none too happy when she found out about breast milk ice cream being sold in London. Hmm, yeah OK, she thought it was “nausea inducing” but more troubling to her was the fact  the owner called it Baby Gaga. That’s copyright infringement right there. Hello, she doesn’t want no one taking advantage of her reputation or good name. Hmm, seems she is oblivious to the fact the word “gaga” has been associated with babies long before her meat wearing, egg cracking ways. Anywho, she has threatened to sue.

Psst Still no cure for cancer!

The Best Excuse Ever For Not Having Sex

According to Lady Gaga she abstains from sex because…wait for it…“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone, they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina,” Sheez, so that’s where I’m going wrong !!!

Psst And here I was thinking she didn’t even have one!

Rumor Mill Round Up

Bring me some water. Lindsay can’t seem to get no bottled aqua and she ain’t drinking from no nasty jail sink. Anywho, her little jail stint could make her millions if she doesn’t self harm first. Miranda kerr and Orlando Bloom tied the knot (woohoo lets give them a Mexican “who cares” wave). Beyonce, is responsible for Booty Pop undies which make your ass a whole lot bigger (thanks biatch). Twinnings are making a Lady Gaga flavored tea (now she can feed her pet teapot and saucer!). Jersey Shore cast went on strike and the world rejoiced. Zsa Zsa Gabor is in a critical condition after realising who she was married to falling and breaking a hip. Oh and lets not forget the latest Mad Max round up, he’s still douchebag and she is still a nobody.

Rumor Mill Round Up

Poker Face? Photo Vogue Japan

Sheez, who’d want to be the racist, womanizing, girlfriend bashing Mel Gibson this week? Psst, did she really lose some teeth? Seems the big D is rife in Hollywood this week, Tiger should be a free but poorer man tomorrow and Frasier has also been shown the door by his real Hollywood housewife. OMG, did anyone see the vid of Gary Coleman’s donger? Forget the rumors about men with small feet!!!!Britney gets dobbed in by her bodyguard for belt whipping her kid, Amanda Byrnes retires from acting at the ripe old age of 24, British actor becomes the new Spiderman/Peter Parker, and finally is that Lady Gaga? Rumor has it she has posed as a man in the Japan Vogue.

Psst Oh, for goodness sakes you dirty minded Loons, quit searching for the Coleman vid, it’s here at Klister.com Gosh!!!!!

So You Can Dance

Gramps, what the hell was in your drink?

Westboro Baptist Try Their Hand At Pop

OMG, the Westboro Baptist Church has made a abomination parody on Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face”. This isn’t going to end well. I hope Lady Gaga sues their asses off for copyright infringement, they are nasty freaks. Oh and for the hell list, that’s Fred Phelps granddaughter, Megan Phelps-Roper, singing.

Psst Shouldn’t they be going to hell for singing pop music? So hypercritical to be using mediums they abhor. I’m just saying is all!