Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Is Jewish?

OMG, unfrigginbelieveable. Seems the Daily Telegraph have unearthed a bizarre secret, the Iranian president has Jewish roots. Who friggin knew. Yep, when they zoomed in on his identity card it revealed his “original” family name was Sabourjian, which is Jewish for cloth weaver. Oh I get it, that’s why he changed it to a more [...]

Holocaust Was A Myth

Well surprise, surprise, Imadinnerjacket has told a crowd at the Quds Day rally in Tehran that the “Holocaust” didn’t happen. Here is a little snippet of what he had to say “They (Western powers) launched the myth of the Holocaust. They lied, they put on a show and then they support the Jews.” During his [...]

I Can Never Pronounce His Name!

Ooh surprise, surprise, the man in the grey suit has won again! Yay, all hail Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. And of course there wouldn’t be an election outcome with out shouts of voter tampering now would there? Despite a resounding victory for Ahmadinejad, opponent Mirhossein Mousavi is also claiming victory. Good luck with that!

Do They Make Grey Suits For Kids?

A great job opportunity for anyone who wants to be a president. Fill out a form and you could be the next leader of Iran. Well that is what 12 year old Koresh Mouzuni of Tehran did. He is one of 250 people who are vying to be Iran’s next president. Mouzini’s main campaign angle [...]

US has more nuts than Iran

Well stand up America you can now proudly claim you have more nuts than Iran (pistachio nuts that is).Iran has lost 60% of its pistachio production due to a damn cold winter. Iran is likely to produce only 100,000 tonnes this year compared to US with 185,000 tonnes.Pistachio nuts are Iran’s third largest foreign currency [...]