It was dark…
A woman driving at night in Maine accidentally hit a cat and decided to take the unconscious critter to a vet. During the drive the feline woke up and that’s when she realised it wasn’t no pussy cat at all but one dazed and confused bobcat. The woman slammed on the brakes and leapt from the car in downtown Bangor and let it out. Authorities later put the bobcat out of its misery.
Filed under Friggin Wildlife
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Last night I was up late watching the news and saw this story, so very sad. The body of a young boy (with piercing blue eyes) believed to between 4-6 was found dumped along a rural road in Maine several days ago but police have failed to identify him. Sadly, no one has reported a child missing fitting his description in or around the area. Despite having a computer generated image of the child screened all around the US no one has come forward. The boy was found wrapped in a green blanket along a dirt driveway. Police are not revealing if the child died from natural causes or was murdered. RIP little John Doe.
UPDATE : Police have finally made a breakthrough . Little John Doe has been identified as 6 year old Camden Pierce Hughes. His mother Juli McCrery from Irving, Texas, is in custody after allegedly telling police she had given her son an overdose of cough syrup. The arrest was made after a Massachusetts state trooper spotted a blue Toyota at a rest stop that fitted the description of a car seen near the dirt road just before the body was discovered.
Psst Thanks Psycho watcher, our resident crime blogger, for the heads up.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !
OK, here’s the thing people, if you are going to collect a debt from someone, hitting them over the head with a chunk of pavement, ain’t necessarily the best way to go about it. Sebastian Kelley wanted his money back from David Solak so he toddled over to his house in Maine but the two got into a fight and you pretty much know the rest….kaboom. Fat chance of getting your money back now mister!
Pants on the ground fools!
Say it ain’t so, police were able to pin four robberies in Maine on two men, thanks to their electronic monitoring bracelets. Seems the dumbasses had been fitted with the devices because of a pending drug related cases. When a witness to one of the break-ins managed to get the plate number of the getaway car, police were able to intercept it. Hmm, it wasn’t long before the Berwick cops realized the fools were on monitoring devices and were able to trace their movements and charged them with several other burglaries in the area.
Not one, but three different people reported seeing a snowmoblier with a black helmet and dark clothing drowning in a lake in Maine, sparking a full scale rescue . An airboat was dispatched to fly over the ice covered water to spot any holes in the ice where a hapless snowmoblier could have fallen through. Zip, nada, nothing. Officials later concluded that the witnesses more than likely had seen an otter having a little frolic after discovering a bloodstained section of ice where the little creature had been feeding on crawfish.
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never, Whoops!
OK, here’s the thing, when you rob a restaurant in Maine do not and I repeat do not go into the kitchen, it will only tempt you. Dumbass of the week goes to the dude who broke into the Portland Lobster Co stole to steal some money but then got sidetracked eating their friggin lobsters and wine. Staff found him fast asleep on a bench when they opened up the following morning with his belly full.Not only that, he left the friggin fridge door open ruining about $1,000 worth of food. Menu change where he is going!
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, How Embarrassing, Whoops!
