A woman driving at night in Maine accidentally hit a cat and decided to take the unconscious critter to a vet. During the drive the feline woke up and that’s when she realised it wasn’t no pussy cat at all but one dazed and confused bobcat. The woman slammed on the brakes and leapt from the car in downtown Bangor and let it out. Authorities later put the bobcat out of its misery.
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Say it ain’t so, police were able to pin four robberies in Maine on two men, thanks to their electronic monitoring bracelets. Seems the dumbasses had been fitted with the devices because of a pending drug related cases. When a witness to one of the break-ins managed to get the plate number of the getaway car, police were able to intercept it. Hmm, it wasn’t long before the Berwick cops realized the fools were on monitoring devices and were able to trace their movements and charged them with several other burglaries in the area.
Not one, but three different people reported seeing a snowmoblier with a black helmet and dark clothing drowning in a lake in Maine, sparking a full scale rescue . An airboat was dispatched to fly over the ice covered water to spot any holes in the ice where a hapless snowmoblier could have fallen through. Zip, nada, nothing. Officials later concluded that the witnesses more than likely had seen an otter having a little frolic after discovering a bloodstained section of ice where the little creature had been feeding on crawfish.
OK, here’s the thing, when you rob a restaurant in Maine do not and I repeat do not go into the kitchen, it will only tempt you. Dumbass of the week goes to the dude who broke into the Portland Lobster Co stole to steal some money but then got sidetracked eating their friggin lobsters and wine. Staff found him fast asleep on a bench when they opened up the following morning with his belly full.Not only that, he left the friggin fridge door open ruining about $1,000 worth of food. Menu change where he is going!