Dating can be such a bitch, especially when it’s with a pretend cop who threatens to arrest you if you don’t go home with him! A woman rang police after she was attacked by her date when she decided not to follow him home because she had a gut feeling he was a psycho. During the argument he had threatened to arrest her if she didn’t go with him. Seems her woman’s intuition was right, he wasn’t no cop, just a nutter. Aaron Walton was arrested for impersonating a police officer, criminal restraint and battery after police raided his house.
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Unlucky Dumbass
What’s the odds that if you outfit your Ford Crown Victoria with flashing lights, microphones and speaker and pretend you are a cop, you’ll get caught? Pretty high if you are Antonio Fernandez Martinez of Oakland. Poor Antonio managed to pick, of all the cars in California, the lone unmarked cop car? Impersonating a police officer is a jail sentence, being a dumbass, well, that’s a life sentence!
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