Naked In Seattle

Move over Arkansas we have a new streaker. A man in Seattle, who randomly football tackled a 16 year old girl and her bro, ran into a lake and stripped off after being chased by police. For 2 hours the naked dude bobbed and frolicked while cops and firefighters tried to retrieve him. He later went running around Duck Island starkers. Police said…and I quote…. “We don’t believe he has any weapons especially considering the temperature of the water.” Hmm, what kinda of weapons were they inferring???? The unidentified man was later taken into custody.

Psst Big Shout out to Craig Berry for sending the naked truth.

That’s Using Your Head

You know what I hate? When you try to break into a building via the garage door and you get your head stuck for 8 hours, I really friggin hate that!

Could I Have A Second Opinion?

Man goes to hospital for kidney stones, man told he’s a woman. Hmm, now all he has to do is break that to his wife and six kids.

Want sauce with that?

Nymphomaniac Makes A Man Cry

A man in Germany was found crying his little heart out on the streets after he had spent 36 hours with a nymphomaniac. The poor man begged for help, saying he couldn’t walk.  Hmm, show some balls man!  The notorious nympho, who had been arrested before for forcing a random into continual sex, tried to convince the two arresting policemen to have a quickie before being taken away.

Kangarooted

Don’t you just wish sometimes you could do this?

 

Man Really Gets Stuck in Mud

Is it wrong to laugh?

Don’t Try This Drunk

If he only took a few more steps …..

Hmm, Someone Has Elephant Phobia

A little light entertainment …..

Just Say No!

Sheez, I wonder who started the fire?

When Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

Huh? What? Who's there?

Fire fighters were called to a house fire in Pittsburgh at 2.40am Sunday morning. Despite attempts to control the blaze part of the roof collapsed. About two hours later when firefighters were able to walk through the smoldering and charred ruins they found a man fast asleep in his bed, oblivious to what had happened.

Psst That wasn’t you Duncan by any chance?