McGuantanamo

Looking for a job? Hmm, well here’s one that just might interest you. McDonalds are looking for an assistant manager to help run their only franchise in Cuba. All you need is a valid US passport and a willingness to relocate.Your job will include serving up burgers and fries to Guantanamo Bay detainees. No biggie, [...]

One Way To Get A Short Shift

Don’t try this home. Some bright spark  put pepper spray on a hand dryer in McDonalds in North Carolina.Imagine that, 6 people hospitalized and 25 treated by the emergency medical team after someone turned the dryer on.

McLovin It

You know the end of the world is near when McDonalds open up a two lane drive-thru. Would you like fries with that? The new double lane will be opening in Telford, Shropshire, Kent and Edinburgh before being extended to all over the UK. Seems fast food has become the food of choice during the [...]

High Brow Maccas

Simply bril. You will soon be about to order your Royale with cheese in the Louvre. All hail the golden arches for managing this little coup! You can already feel the chemicals kick in with the cultural elite….aneurysm alert!!!! Here are what a few had to say  “This is the pinnacle of exhausting consumerism, deficient [...]

Well It Was An Emergency!

Why the hell didn’t we think of this loons? Brian Cole and Terry Rhyndress were pretty  hungry, no I mean really friggin hungry so they decided to grab a bite to eat. The only problem was the roads were too damn busy. So the two geniuses decided, let’s just make out like our truck is [...]

Funny Friggin TV Commercials

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you’ve been waiting for this all week, SLOW NEWSDAY WEEKEND, where I find you some funny TV commercials because I can’t find a friggin thing to write about. Well, here they are, knock yourself out!

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McLost

Mcbrilliant, a win for the little man (ah well, sort of).Seems old fast food giant Maccas have lost a trademark battle to oust McCurry , the first Indian fast food outlet in Kuala Lumpur, out of the market. Malaysia’s Federal Court have sided with owner P Suppiah in a legal battle with McDonalds over the [...]

Woman Dead In Processing Machine

OK, on the count of three, put down your Maccas and step away from your McHappy meal nice and slow people (don’t want to cause a panic). Oh sorry, only if you are eating in a LA store. Ewh, a woman has been found dead in a machine at a California food processing plant. Hmm, [...]

Not Very McHappy

Adda boy, remember the good old days when , “if it wasn’t served in 30 seconds it was free”! Hmm, well policeman Derrick Curtis Saunders has an even better one, “if it isn’t served in 30 seconds I’ll shoot ya”. The Denver cop is in way big trouble after it was alleged he pulled his [...]

They Don’t Do Tandems!

And pray tell why doesn’t English McDonald stores have a tandem bike drive thru window? Come on people, how on earth can they get watered and fed? Lets face it those tandems are a bitch to put in a bike rack. Tom Halsall and Mark Dixon were refused service at a Lancashire drive thru for [...]