Here’s something you might not know. Seems scientists believe the dispersants BP are using to break up the oil in the Mexican Gulf is making the spill even more toxic. All hail BP.Oh and it poses a grave risk not only to marine life but human health as well. Have a nice day.
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Castaway
OK, here’s the thing Jerry Whipple, getting pissed and floating off into the Mexican Gulf on a pool float is kind of silly. By the time he was found he was about a mile out into the gulf. Lucky for him he floated passed a 22ft recreational boat who reported seeing an unconscious man, in a life jacket, floating on a pool float in the Mexican Gulf.
BP’s PR Just Got A Whole Lot Harder
About friggin time!!!
Hip hip Hooray, one of BP’s top company execs has finally admitted the Mexican Gulf oil disaster is an “environmental catastrophe.” Tony Hayward, the company’s chief executive officer said today “This is clearly an environmental catastrophe, there’s no two ways about it.” Friggin genius!
Deepwater Horizon Conspiracy Theory
OK Loons, you know how I love a good conspiracy theory, well the latest WTF is about what “really” happened to the Deepwater Horizon oil rig in the Mexican Gulf. In what the Russians are saying is a massive cover-up by the US Government, it is being circulated in some circles that the rig was torpedoed by North Korean “suicide” troops, in much the same way as they sunk the South Korean ship last month. Kim Jong Il you cheeky bugger. Yes, soldiers of the 17th Sniper Corps attacked the Deepwater Horizon with 2 torpedoes deliberately causing unknown economic and environmental damage. Reason? Firstly, the offshore drilling contractor Transocean was financed by South Korea’s Hyundai Heavy Industries Co LTD (and we know how North Korea hates their guts). Secondly, and most importantly, it leaves President Obama with an “impossible dilemma” on the eve of the United Nations Review Conference of the Parties to the Treat on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons (3rd May).The quickest and most effective way to stop the oil leak is to use a friggin thermonuclear bomb, however if they choose the nuclear option “every Nation in the World would have oil rigs off their coasts demanding an equal right to atomic weapons to protect their environment from catastrophes too, including Iran.” Oooh now that would be a dilemma! So Loons, what do ya think, plausible or friggin fairy dust?
Psst You can read the whole story here at What Does it Mean.com
