Wacko Jacko Contacted From The Other Side

Why is it when people do séance they don’t try and raise someone important, like a good fairy who will give me the winning lottery numbers? Geez, the world sucks having to rely on Derren Brown and his friggin complicated process! Nope, everyone wants  to make contact with people like Michael Jackson, Kurt Cobain, Jade Goody [...]

Hey, Hey That’s Awkward

Ah, the world is up in arms over a comedy skit on Australia’s live broadcast of a new Hey Hey It’s Saturday episode (that should boost ratings!). Harry Connick Jr was less than impressed with a group of blackfaced singers sending up Michael Jackson in a comedy skit segment called Redfaces. Welcome to the super [...]

The Person I Don’t Want To Be This Week

OK originally, the person I didn’t want to be this week was going to be Caster Semenya but we have done her/him (whatever) to death and I think everyone will agree no one wants to be her. So this week, the person I don’t want to be is Jermaine Jackson. Tada! For the love of [...]

And The Circus Continues

WTF, they are all coming out of the woodworks now. Meet the latest in the absurd Michael Jackson parentage claims. While attorneys battled MJ’s estate inside the court, outside Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise was entertaining the media with claims she is the sole biological mother of all Jacko’s kids. Oh, this is way better than [...]

Michael Jackson DNA Diamond

My favorite wacko Jackson story of the week comes thanks to LifeGem. You know, the company that turns your loved one’s ashes and into diamonds so you can wear them as a keepsake. Evidently (and I use the term lightly) LifeGem have said that they are in the process of turning MJ’s hair into diamonds. [...]

This Was Where It All Started

The slow demise of Michael Jackson can be linked back to the 1984 Pepsi shoot where his hair ignited after the pyrotechnics went off far too early. The video of the incident has just been released and it is pretty graphic. So without further ado here it is. Note how he spins (real fast) to [...]

He’s Back!!!!

Oh, just when you thought it was safe to change the subject, Michael Jackson shows his face once again. Geez, he wasn’t just happy to appear on a tree stump in Stockton, or as a shrub in Colchester, oh no, our “King Of Pop” has now moved onto Stafford. Gary Sloggett wanted to rid himself [...]

Squirrels Pay Tribute To Michael Jackson

Just when you thought it was safe to put away your Thriller album! Oh for goodness sakes people, are we not over Michael Jackson yet? Even the friggin squirrels are getting in on the act! Shouldn’t they be playing with their nuts?

Michael Jackson And Kim Jong Il

Now there are two names you don’t  often see in a sentence together. But according to TMZ and Gotham Chopra, Michael Jackson was trying to find a way to contact Kim Jung Il! Hmm, seems MJ was thinking if he could teach the Dear Leader to moonwalk or something, he might be able to talk [...]

Michael Jackson Appears on A Tree Stump In Stockton

Holy Jennifer Love Hewitt Batman, Michael Jackson has made an appearance on a tree in Stockton, California. I hate having to keep harping on the dearly departed King of Pop but until the friggin news just moves on I am afraid this is all I got! Yes, Michael Jackson’s face has been spotted in a [...]