Tag Archives: Michigan
OMG, Michigan are installing talking urinal cakes in pubs in their never ending fight against drunk drivers. That’s right guys, when you step up to a urinal cake it will play a recorded message reminding you to catch a cab or grab a lift with a friend if you are pissed. I’m not sure if you have to actually pee on it to activate it!!!!
Psst What would be cooler is if you pissed on it and it gave you your blood alcohol reading.
Oh no, a woman in Michigan accidentally loaded her Christmas presents into the wrong car. Linda Gipson merrily loaded about $700 worth of gifts into the trunk of what she thought was her daughter’s car and then went back to shop. When she returned the car was gone and so to her pressies (well, what a waste of time that was!). The real bummer is Ms Gipson used her daughter’s car key to open the stranger’s trunk.
How do you know you have too much time on your hands? When you recreate da Vinci’s “Last Supper” using lint from your dryer. Phew, for a minute I thought it was gonna be from your belly button fluff. Anywho, it took Laura Bell from Michigan 800 hours of laundry and 200 hours of painstaking work to recreate the 14ft reproduction of the masterpiece. She even bought towels in various colors to get the right shades of lint (now that’s dedication). Ripley’s Believe It or Not are now planning to put it on display.
Psst I wonder if Ripley would be interested in my reproduction of ‘The Scream’ made from shower drain hair?
Oh for goodness sakes, people, Christian terrorists! The nine people arrested in the Christian militia raid by FBI yesterday have been accused of plotting to kill a Michigan police officer and then planning to blow up officers attending the funeral. WTF! Forget the devil, they believe local, state and federal law enforcement agencies are the enemy…well, foot soldiers for the enemy that is the New World Order. The group known as Hutaree are believed to have been plotting to use “improvised explosive devices” to kaboom as many law enforcement people as possible. All nine have been charged with attempted use of a weapon of mass destruction.