We just want a bitch to fetch our beer, gosh!
A word of warning people, evidently the word “midget” to a little person is equivilent to calling a black person a “nigger”. Who Knew? Which brings me to my story about a couple of New Zealand sports fans who have found themselves slap, bang into a heap of controversy after placing an ad for a “midget” or “large-chested woman” to act as a “beer bitch” for a rugby series. Yes, they were seeking some wench to fetch cold drinks for them during the Rugby Sevens series and in return the successful applicant would recieve “cuddles and shoulder rides”. Anywho the ad has friggin angered the Little People of New Zealand organization whose motto is walk tall. Hello, don’t see any feminist complaining. The ad was eventually taken off the Trade Me website amid scary threats and nasty comments. Despite it all however, the lads had 11 women apply for the job. Geez, it is getting harder and harder to be “politically incorrect” these days.
Psst The fear of midgets is called Achondroplasiaphobia.
