So That’s How They Are Smuggling Radioactive Isotopes To Iran

No need to panic but WTF! A passenger has been caught at a Moscow airport allegedly on his way to Tehran with  radioactive isotope Sodium-22 in his hand luggage. A warning system at customs went friggin berserk after it detected radiation 20 times the norm in the departure area . Hello, I would have gone friggin berserk too!!! After a search of a passenger’s bags they discovered eighteen metallic objects (the radioactive isotope) contained in individual steel boxes.  Pity the fool who sat next to him. Glow much? I bet if they searched his luggage they’d find 50 grey suits with Imadinnerjacket’s name on them.