OMG, a woman in the US was caught potty training her snowflakes at a restaurant. Yes, you heard me, a friggin restaurant.Horrified customer, Kimberly Decker, who originally thought the little kids were sitting on booster seats, snapped a photo of one of them perched on her potty (while eating chicken nuggets) and then later posted it on Facebook. Decker said “The more you thought about it, the more unappetizing everything looked around me,”
Tag Archives: mother
Honey, Just Use The Tablecloth, Mommy Forgot The Toilet Paper
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Well I Never
Raising Arizona
Yes, about that 5 week old baby found strapped in a baby seat in the middle of the road in Arizona. It seems his 19 year old mother had forgotten she had placed him on the roof of her car before driving off. By the time she realized her bub was missing and got her friends to retrace her steps the police were looking for her. She later admitted she had been smoking marijuana.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Whoops!
Sad or Creepy?
That’s my boy!!
Everyday for the past 30 years, four months and eleven days, Mike Geraci from Portsmouth has hand written his mother a letter to tell her how much he loves her. He has been doing this since he was 19, after his mother nearly died when she was hit by a drunk driver on Christmas night, 1981. Attention Nicholas Sparks, Nicholas Spark, to the front counter please!
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never
Mother’s Day Could Be Tricky!!!
OK here’s the thing kiddo, when getting into a domestic with your bro don’t be throwing a molotov cocktail at your mom, because that is an arresting and a million dollar bond right there. Just saying.
Himmler Loved His Mummy
Anyone interested in Gestapo leader Heinrich Himmler’s postcards to his mummy? They’re up for auction loons, could go nicely with Hitler’s hanky collection. Despite the nasty Nazi having his hands full with the war and all, he never failed to send his mother a postcard from wherever he was rampaging in Europe. One card reads “My dearest mummy! Today I am sending you very warm greetings from Paris. I hope you are well.” Hmm, still can’t warm to him!!!
Kate Winslet To The Rescue
Sorry Jack, this is where I say see ya!
She couldn’t save Jack from the icy waters of the Atlantic but could manage to carry a 90 year old woman from a burning building, go figure! Kate Winslet turned out to be a hero after saving Richard Branson’s mom from a house fire on Branson’s private island retreat. Yes, his magnificent luxury home burned to the ground after it apparently was struck by lightning. Twenty guests including Winslet and her family were tripping the light fantastic on the island. A quick thinking Winslet rushed to the elderly woman’s aid while Branson’s son and nephew helped get everyone else out.
Filed under Friggin Awesome, I'm Just Saying !, You Go Girl!
Duct Taping Parent Gets Jail
OK, duct taping a snowflake to the wall is one thing but then duct taping his favorite sippy cup so it is just out of reach is just plain mean. Mother Jayla Hamm and boyfriend Corde Honea were both jailed after they taped the 22 month old kid to a wall. Both claim they were high on drugs at the time.
Psst The mom will get to keep her child but under state supervision.
Mom Sells Her Dead Kid’s Ear
OK lady, it’s bad enough you killed your 18 month old kid, but selling his left ear to some charlatan for 20 bucks, now that’s just not right. Christine Hofisi from Chipinge in Zimbabwe killed the tot so she could sell the ear to a traditional healer who is wanted for a bunch of friggin ritual murders in Mozambique. Seems the ear was a vital ingredient for a good fortune potion. Oh, hands up who can see the irony?
