Sibling Rivalry Problem Solved

Oi, oi, oi, a man in London has been arrested for killing his brother while at the funeral of their other brother. I know, crazy , right? Evidently, the brothers got into a heated argument during the funeral which lead to the younger one being stabbed to death. Sheez, the next funeral  is going to be awkward.

Thanks a Lot Google Maps

Wisconsin investigators suspect a wealthy couple may have been  accidentally bumped off in 2010 after a hitman got the wrong address while using Google Maps. Sheez, lucky the hitman didn’t have an iPhone, just saying . Unfortunately the couple’s son has been lingering in prison after being found guilty of his parents murders despite the next door neighbors claiming they were receiving death threats at the time. Hmm, I’m guessing cashing in his dad’s $50,000 cheque the day after the murders didn’t help his case. BUT investigators claim that when you type in the neighbor’s address it shows the couples house. Straw clutching?

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Searching For A Trojan

Oh dear, it seems that the co founder of McAfee antivirus programs has got himself in a spot of bother murder. John McAfee is on the run after he became the main suspect in the murder of a man in Belize. I bet it was Malicious. This product is about to expire in 2 days.

Murder In The French Alps

A British family holidaying in France have been gunned down in their car in what appears to be a professional hit. The family including a mother, father , two children and their grandmother were in a BMW heading to Saint Jorioz camping site when someone opened fire on them. A local man riding his bike, who may have witnessed the bloodbath, was also gunned down and killed. Two children aged 8 and 4 were found alive. The eldest girl is suffering from three gunshot wounds and the youngest was found ,8 hours later, under the legs of her mother who may have fallen on her when she was killed. At least  15 spent bullet casings from an automatic pistol were found at the crime scene. Currently police have no motive for the murders. Both children are being protected by armed police at a local hospital.

Seriously?

Um no, you can’t have your 20 year murder sentence reduced because you are now a woman. Gosh!

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An Innocent Man

A big shout out to Andre Davis from Chicago who has spent the last 32 years behind bars for the rape and murder of a three year old girl he DID NOT commit. Thank goodness for DNA. Davis went in as a teen and has finally been released a middle aged man. 

Grudge Much?

A 73 year old shot dead an old high school classmate following an incident that happened in a locker room over 50 years ago. Seems in the 1950s Carl Ericsson had a jock strap pulled over his head by a track star. The humiliation must have been festering away, because earlier this year Mr Ericsson rang the ex jock’s doorbell and shot him dead.

Man Confesses To Etan Patz’s Murder

The mysterious disappearance of Etan Patz may have been solved with the arrest of Pedro Hernandez (51). Patz disappearance on his way to school in 1979 sparking a nationwide campaign that saw his face become the first of many to appear on the side of milk cartons.

The amazing turn of events unfolded after police began digging in a basement of another suspect who they feared had buried Etan under cement. An anonymous tipster (believed to be a relative), who saw the coverage, contacted police with new information.

Police said Hernandez, who worked in a grocery store near where Etan disappeared and had never been a suspect, looked relieved when taken in for questioning. He confessed to police that he had lured the little boy into the store with a can of soda before strangling him in the basement. He then told police he stuffed Etan’s body into a bag and threw it in the trash where it was most likely picked up by city sanitation workers. Other reports say he dismembered Etan before discarding the body in various plastic bags.

* Reports are now claiming the family contacted police soon after Hernandez confessed to killing the boy in 1979, however police dismissed Hernandez as a nutter after interviewing him. Article here.

Pedro Hernandez would have only been  18 when he killed Etan.

Pedro Hanandez was recently diagnosed with cancer.

British Spy In Locked Sports Bag Was Murdered

Remember the British spy who was found decomposing in a locked sports bag in a bathtub? Well, the coroner has announced after nearly two years Gareth Williams was likely killed in a criminal act. Hmm, no shit Sherlock, I could have told you that! Evidently, they will now be DNAing 50 intelligence agency colleagues to try and match DNA samples they found in his apartment.

An Angel Told Me To Do It

Holy Xanadu Batman, an angel who looked a lot like Olivia Newton John (pre botox), evidently ordered Hemy Neuman to shoot dead his co worker’s hubby, Russell Sneiderman, because he believed he was the father of  the co-worker’s children.Oh did I forget to mention Mr Neuman claims he was also visited by a demon that sounded a lot like Barry White . Hmm, that’s if you are to believe Mr Neuman’s insanity plea. A more likely story is Mr Neuman was hopelessly devoted to Andrea Sneiderman and was the one that he wanted so he bumped off Mr Sneiderman so he could have her all to himself.