Where Was The Friggin Kite Runner?

OMG, a 12 year old boy from Queens, New York, nearly had his head lopped off by a friggin kite string. Jared Kopeloff was skateboarding near Flushing Meadows when he was hit in the throat by a glass encrusted wire from a downed kite which was hanging between two buildings. The razor sharp string, which [...]

You Might Want To Consider A Different Occupation

Remember the bus driver who was suspended for texting messages to his Facebook page while driving? Well, he’s back…hmm well sort of briefly. Jeremy Philhower’s first day back didn’t go so well, he hit and killed a pedestrian on Ninth Ave, New York. In a sad twist Seth Kahn would have been alive today had [...]

Katie The Cat In Big Trouble

How much would you sue for a cat bite? Hmm, well if you are Jonas Cruz , a cool $5 million will do. Mr Cruz alleges that he was bitten by  Katie the cat belonging to deli owner Frank. Evidently he had a really friggin bad reaction to the saliva and was immediately hospitalized and [...]

Oh Deer!

Bless, it’s the weekend so of course we have a shooting accident. Seems Ricky Brunelle from Ellenburg thought Bernard Sharlow was a deer. Hmm, guess not. Bernard has now had a .50 caliber slug removed from his stomach. Deers 1, Bernard 0.

Bad Service Has A Price

Dalton Chiscolm has gone where no man has gone before. He is attempting to sue the Bank of America for 1784 billion, trillion dollars because he thinks their customer serivce really, truly suks. Evidently what tipped Mr Chiscolm over the edge was when he rang the New York branch and received inconsistent info from a [...]

Rent a Veteran

Well I’ll be! Remember a story a few weeks back about a hot dog vendor who was given his marching orders for not being able to pay his $54,000 a month rental space outside the Metropolitan Museum of Art? Hmm, well dry those eyes people, Pasang Sherpa has found himself a legal loophole from [...]

Relish The Experience

Who the hell would agree to pay $53,558  a month to be a hot dog vendor in New York for goodness sakes? Pasang Sherpa, that’s who. Yep, that is how much he is expected to pay in rent to have his little allocated spot outside the Metropolitan Museum of Art.Well, that was until he failed [...]

When Superheroes Go Wild

Hmm, not so mild mannered Maksim Katsnelson (aka Superman) and Frank Frisoli (aka Batman) got a little grumpy when police asked to see their licenses to perform on the streets of New York. Dear god no one puts Superman in the corner. As a response, the man of steel punched one of the officers in [...]

Lady Hor Is A Daddy

I guess if you have a scrotum and a penis you can’t be Lady Hor. Oh yeah, thanks to a little CT scanning, officials at the Brooklyn Museum in New York have concluded that the 2,000 year old she mummy is infact a he. Hmm, the confusion about the mummy’s sex can be blamed on [...]

They Just Keep Lingerie-ing On

If you own a noisy bar in New York and you really piss off the neighbors, except retribution. Hmm, those neighbors near Cooper Square hotel have banded together to donate some of  their dirtiest laundry to hang on a clothes line that is clearly visible to the clientele of the outside bar. Oh yeah, from [...]