A massive glue spill following an accident in New Zealand was reportedly been making “conditions very slippery”. Hmm, well that glue sucks!
Trust the Kiwis to teach dogs to friggin drive. OK, they are rescue dogs and it is for a good cause but seriously, I think cats could do so much better!!!
New Zealand’s Mt Tongariro volcano has just erupted….run!!!!
What do we have here then?
Doctors and nurses at a New Zealand hospital are stilled gathered around the water cooler whispering about a man who rocked up to emergency on the weekend with a short finned eel stuck up his bottom. No loons, they have no idea how it got there but they do have their theories!!!!
No need to panic but WTF, a fisherman who caught a 275kg Bluefin tuna off the coast of New Zealand has been advised to have it checked for radioactivity as it could have been frolicking around the Fukushima reactor area in Japan during the big leak. Hmm, so in other words fish and more importantly friggin SHARKS could be radioactive time bombs. Dear lord, get out of the water, NOW!!!!
That better be the smell of your fart!!!!
o Oh, I don’t won’t to be alarmist or anything but run people living near Mt Tongariro, seems your volcano has decided to erupt after 100 years of sleep. Despite no orders to evacuate just yet, Air New Zealand flights have been cancelled until the ash cloud has dispersed. The cloud of ash came from a new hole on the side of the North Island mountain and experts are yet to determine if there is more to come. The area has been experiencing volcanic related earthquakes since July.
One little seal in New Zealand is relieved to have been freed from an embarrassing situation…a g-string tangled around its neck. Ironically the poor little tyke had been frolicking around Lover’s Leap cliffs in Otago when it came face to face with the disused garment (probably smelled like ….oh never mind) . Anywho, a ranger eventually came to its rescue.