Just A Flash in The Pan

You know my mom would have said serve yourself right! A New Zealand teenager, who was flashing her tits at passing cars and who was eventually hit by a distracted driver’s car, has been found guilty of disorderly behavior. Cherelle May Dudfield, who was intoxicated and egged on by her friends to flash her breasts, [...]

Where Angels Fear To Tread!

Holy mother of god, what were they thinking? A Joseph and Mary billboard upsets the Catholics in New Zealand but brings a knowing smile to most men. The billboard was the brainchild of St Matthews, a progressive Christian church, it depicts a dejected Joseph in bed with Mary as she looks up to the heavens. [...]

Y Gen Dolphin

Bad, bad dolphin. Moko the young Kiwi dolphin is a friggin nightmare. He nicks surfboards, harrasses women and deliberately tips over water skiers just to get attention. The juvenile has become such a nuisance authorities are considering sending out automatic text alerts to people in the area. An expert said “Here you’ve got a very [...]

It’s The Second Place You Look!

Seems like the Aussie’s are having a bit of fun with Kiwi cops of late. Another Aussie goes AWOL, this time turning a wedding reception into a four hour search.  The culprit,  a drunken Aussie bridesmaid who wandered off  at the reception in search of her  accommodation in a rural area near Auckland. Even  a [...]

It’s The First Place You Look!

Here’s the thing Kiwis, if an Aussie man can’t be found in one bar he is probably drinking in another one. Michael Craig (aka Mick) from Tasmania was presumed missing after stumbling out of a South island pub  on Saturday morning. For 2 days he was on New Zealand’s missing persons list, with police ready [...]

Cell Phone Jamming Is Illegal

Bummer, a church in New Zealand has been fined for using a cell phone jamming system to stop the parishioners interrupting the services with their dumbassed ring tones. Seems the only ones legally allowed to use the device are prisons. Oh I don’t know, something about putting the community in danger.

Heavy Duty Tramping Nappies eh Bru

OK, if you happen to be walking around the Routeburn track in New Zealand you might want to ignore some of the signs. Hmm, some prankster has been having a lend, by making bogus signs which look identical to the Department of Conservation ones. Only difference is you don’t need heavy duty tramping nappies to [...]

New Zealand’s Oldest Lawn Mower Man

Centenarian Arthur Wilson, your bloods worth bottling. Mr Wilson is 100 years old and still working. Yes, he is a lawn mower man in  New Zealand and has been for quite some time. Oh and to make sure no young whipper snapper tries to get  his job, he has signed a five year contract to [...]

Dirty Rats

I wonder how much 8 blocks of 20kg cheese is going for on the black market? A couple in Manawatu have been arrested for a cheese heist. The hapless pair were seen acting sus around a train track before they were later seen throwing blocks of cheese from their car window. They were arrested shortly [...]

Beached Whale

I was checking out Baring My Heart blog and saw this little Youtube clip which just about made me choke on my Cab Sav so I nicked it. Sorry