Centenarian Arthur Wilson, your bloods worth bottling. Mr Wilson is 100 years old and still working. Yes, he is a lawn mower man in New Zealand and has been for quite some time. Oh and to make sure no young whipper snapper tries to get his job, he has signed a five year contract to [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘New Zealand’
November 11, 2009
Dirty Rats
I wonder how much 8 blocks of 20kg cheese is going for on the black market? A couple in Manawatu have been arrested for a cheese heist. The hapless pair were seen acting sus around a train track before they were later seen throwing blocks of cheese from their car window. They were arrested shortly [...]
November 10, 2009
Beached Whale
I was checking out Baring My Heart blog and saw this little Youtube clip which just about made me choke on my Cab Sav so I nicked it. Sorry
October 29, 2009
Always Blow On The Pie
You must always blow on your pie people, they could be thermo nuclear. Sheez, thank god for New Zealand cops, safer communities together ah! When Sergeant Baldwin pulled the piss on a teen crim, little did he know he would become a friggin internet celebrity. Footage of him telling a young offender, who said [...]
September 23, 2009
You Dirty Rat
What’s up with the friggin wildlife today? Geez! The latest animal saga comes curtesy of a friggin water rat who attacked a woman while she lay in bed in her motor home in New Zealand. So much for her hubby, the dog and her three legged cat! Lynne Henderson was in bed with husband Neil, [...]
September 15, 2009
Once Were Warrior
I don’t know if it’s the norm, but allegedly a New Zealand man from Otago left his girlfriend unconscious in an upturned car for 9 hours so he could go back to the pub for a few more drinks. When he ran out of money he came back (in a taxi mind you) to the [...]
September 8, 2009
This Art Is Just Rubbish
How funny is this? A Berlin based man, Dane Williams, has taken out the $15,000 Waikato art award in New Zealand, by writing to the Waikato Museum art gallery staff asking if they would be so kind as to collect all the discarded rubbish of other entries and chuck it on the floor. He named [...]
September 1, 2009
Most Expensive Email Ever
Oooh I have found a Nanny State employer living in New Zealand. An accountant has just won an unfair dismissal suit after her boss sacked her for using uppercase letters in an email. The email in question was sent to staff advising them on how to fill out a claims form. Included in the email [...]
August 19, 2009
Friggin Hoax Flier!
Ain’t life a bitch, well for some residents of Huntly in New Zealand it is! Many residents spent the weekend dragging out all their useless pieces of junk from inside homes, sheds, garages and backyards for the “Midwinter inorganic rubbish collection”. Streets and curb-sides were piled high with all sorts of crap, from old TV’s, [...]
