OMG, in the wake of the massive Toyota killer floormat recall, Aussie retailer Big W have urgently recalled potentially lethal boys and girls sleepwear. Everyone panic again! Yes, if you or your precious snowflake happen to be wearing Pink Sugar, Bed Bugs Girls Single Nighties or Nite Club Boys Nightwear get them the hell off NOW!!!! They all failed flammability standards. Yep, you know that “low fire danger” tag? It just ain’t true. Little kiddies could combust into a big flaming ball of fire if they stand too close to anything remotely resembling a heater, candle or ciggie! Ah, it reminds me of the good old days when synthetic dressing gowns were all the fireball rage!
Psst I wonder how flammable they really are to make such an announcement? Whoosh!