Psst North Carolina
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Holy roof eating birds from hell, Batman. The Bethlehem Baptist Church in North Carolina has a little prob. They have been over run with vultures. So much so they have commissioned someone to make a dead vulture effigy in an attempt to scare them off. The effigy is hanging upside down from the church’s steeple. Begone roof eating vultures.
A man from Charlotte, North Carolina, who couldn’t wipe his bum because there was no toilet paper in his hotel room got all postal and caused $2,000 worth of damage. Shit!
Why is it I never find cool stuff in the crap I buy? Some woman in North Carolina found a live grenade in the drawer of an antique sewing machine she purchased. Yes indeedy, the Seymour Johnson Air force Base Explosive Ordnance Disposal Unit were called in and they confirmed it was a live German grenade from WWI.
OK, here’s the thing mister, you don’t go exposing yourself at a North Carolina fast food joint just because they ran out of chicken legs, have you no pride? Hmm, it’s been alleged that Jason Gross, who was a passenger in car, slowly flashed his penis at a drive thru worker after being told they had no more chicken legs. The employee said Mr Gross swore at her then declared he had a “leg for you” before slowly revealing his genitals. Hmm, she then went on to say “It’s going to be forever ingrained in my head.” Ain’t that the truth!
Sheez, mother nature isn’t finished with us yet. The US has just had 62 tornadoes sweep through the southern states killing up to 44 people.North Carolina, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia and Virginia have all been in the firing line of the storms and its fury. Thoughts and prayers are with those who have lost their homes and/or their loved ones.