Oklahoma shakes after being hit with the largest earthquake in known history. Buildings swayed and people ran after the earth moved with a 5.6er. Sheez, in the big scheme of things it was a baby quake. Settle Mr Camping!!!
Here’s a statistic you didn’t see coming, black widow spider bites have doubled in Oklahoma in the past year, making it a grand total of 49. The Oklahoma Poison Control Center suspect the figure could be higher with people just not reporting them. How do you know if you’ve been bitten? Either you see the nasty assed spider chomp it’s fangs into you or you begin suffering from nausea, a headache, and muscle cramps.
Holy Big Lebowski Batman, who would throw a friggin bowling ball from an overpass? Some fool did in Checotah, Oklahoma, and nearly wiping out a four year old. The bowling bowl crashed into the windshield of a truck and sprayed glass all over little Clyde Odom. Hmm, maybe someone got confused with car and bowling lanes?
and I can type 100 words a minute!
Picture this, you toddle off for a lunch break at work only to return and find a naked man at your computer watching porn.Awkward! When confronted Curtis John Halberstadt (57) told the befuddled office worker he was “cleaning and trying to make some money.” Hmm, pausable. Oklahoma police arrested the naked guy.
Psst Might want to wash down your seat and keyboard..I’m just saying!
Police in Oklahoma are looking for a woman who robbed a Mcdonalds store wearing an underwear mask and a blonde wig. Must have been brief!!! OMG, the undies don’t look very clean !