Rumor Mill Round Up

Leading the rumor mill this week is Lindsay’s failure at taking tests.Drug tests that is.Did I mention twice? Hmm, she must like orange and cocaine. Meanwhile over in Paris Hilton, she’s copped herself a plea bargain to avoid yet another stint in jail. That’s a year probation, showing face at a drug abuse program , $2,000 fine and 200 hours of community service (hmm, I wonder who she’ll pay to do those for her?). Oh and British bad boy Russell Perry Brand has been  citizen arrested at LAX for slapping paparazzi . Katy Perry’s  response via twitter ” If you cross the line & try an put a lens up my dress, my fiancé will do his job & protect me.” (fine job I might add!). Remember Shelley Malil from 40 year old Virgin? No? Oh well not to worry , his career is pretty much in the toilet after being found guilty of attempted murder after knifing his girlfriend.  Riki Lake learned the hard way that refueling a portable heater is way harder than it looks. She accidentally set the couch on fire which lead to her rental house burning to the ground. And way over the other side of the Atlantic George Michael is getting sick to death of fellow inmates singing Faith and Freedom because none of them can sing them in tune!

Rumor Mill Round Up!

I friggin knew that blue friggin Power Ranger was gay, now he’s claiming he quit because of all the homophobics on set kept teasing him (hmm, ever thought it may have been because of the costume?) . Hunter Tylo is being sued by her manager, a security firm and her lawyers but strangely not her botox supplier? Mrs Brady (aka Florence Henderson) is limbering up for Dancing With the Stars at 76!!! WWE (that’s wrestling) star Gertrude “Luna” Vachon found dead. Leo Dicaprio is going to become a daddy by some delusional stalker who is preggers with a child she’s gonna call Jesus (restraining order time). Fame whore Paris is claiming that ain’t her purse.  Oh and Lindsay is back, out and about partying at 2am

Just Say No Paris

Honey, sweetie, darl, we all know you are a friggin socialite and all,so why the hell didn’t you have one of your assistants carry your cocaine, like all the times before?  Poor Paris Hilton got caught with a little coke in her designer bag after Las Vegas police pulled over the car she was in. Evidently police became suspicious after seeing what they thought was marijuana smoke pouring out of the car (so very Cheech and Chongesque). Granddaddy will not be amused. He holds the purse strings to your inheritance right?

Psst Maybe she was just pissed Lindsay was getting all the attention?

UPDATE : Lawyers for Paris say she is innocent…it wasn’t her bag! Which happened to be the same excuse she used when she got busted in South Africa during the World Cup. Sounds like she knows how to blow that vuvuzela.

Paris Hilton Pot Drama

OMG, Silly billy Paris Hilton got more than she bargained for at the World Cup last night in South Africa. Yes, as Netherlands knocked out favorites Brazil 2-1, poor Paris and her friend got arrested for being in possession of a marijuana joint. No worries though, she got off and her friend paid a fine and all was good once more in socialite land. I’m guessing there is a new school going up as we speak!

Psst Has no one told her, the USA are out already?

Paris Hiltonism

Ah, the world according to Paris Hilton…..

Like totally Gordon Ramsay is the British Prime Minister, dah!

“I’m so smart now, everyone is always like, ‘Take your top off.’ Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”

“I once won $6,000 in Vegas. I bought two ferrets, a mini tiger and a goat I named Billy. My room-mates let the tiger go because it kept pissing and crying.”

“I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn’t realize it has everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap.”