Leading the rumor mill this week is Lindsay’s failure at taking tests.Drug tests that is.Did I mention twice? Hmm, she must like orange and cocaine. Meanwhile over in Paris Hilton, she’s copped herself a plea bargain to avoid yet another stint in jail. That’s a year probation, showing face at a drug abuse program , $2,000 fine and 200 hours of community service (hmm, I wonder who she’ll pay to do those for her?). Oh and British bad boy Russell Perry Brand has been citizen arrested at LAX for slapping paparazzi . Katy Perry’s response via twitter ” If you cross the line & try an put a lens up my dress, my fiancé will do his job & protect me.” (fine job I might add!). Remember Shelley Malil from 40 year old Virgin? No? Oh well not to worry , his career is pretty much in the toilet after being found guilty of attempted murder after knifing his girlfriend. Riki Lake learned the hard way that refueling a portable heater is way harder than it looks. She accidentally set the couch on fire which lead to her rental house burning to the ground. And way over the other side of the Atlantic George Michael is getting sick to death of fellow inmates singing Faith and Freedom because none of them can sing them in tune!
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Ah, the world according to Paris Hilton…..
Like totally Gordon Ramsay is the British Prime Minister, dah!
“I’m so smart now, everyone is always like, ‘Take your top off.’ Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”
“I once won $6,000 in Vegas. I bought two ferrets, a mini tiger and a goat I named Billy. My room-mates let the tiger go because it kept pissing and crying.”
“I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn’t realize it has everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap.”