Oh dear, a Philadelphia man is suing The Kama Sutra Co. and Kamsut Inc. for allegedly making his penis burn and swell after he applied their lubricating and desensitizing gel, resulting in permanent disfigurement and loss of sensation. Ouch.
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Oh for crying out loud Mr MP, make sure you check your flyers before sending them to 50,000 Brisbane voters … I’m just saying. Andrew Laming had to send an apology after it was pointed out to him, that a man in one of the “Australia Day Celebration” photos on the flyer was flashing his penis. The man in the photo will be left even more red faced after Mr Laming said he was recalling the brochures due to a “really tiny” detail.
One of the main reasons you don’t have sex with a snowman when you’re drunk is that you could get frostbite on your dick. Hey Duncan, are you OK? The 64 year old man was admitted to the hospital screaming in pain after screwing the 5ft snowman. Residents in Blackburn are fuming that “He left a pile of empty bottles, a wrecked snowman and a trail of frozen man-juice in the middle of the community recreation ground.”
Oh my, a 62 year old man from the US has been jailed for 5 days after he assaulted his estranged wife with his penis. Seems when she declined the $20 he offered to have sex with her , he whipped it out and whacked her with it. Seriously, how big was it? Hmm, it isn’t like it was assault with a deadly weapon.
Look away loons, this is nasty. A man in Bengal hospital had his penis nibbled off by a rat. Yes, you heard me, nibbled off!!! Arun Sandhukha was found by relatives lying in a pool of blood in a hospital bed after being admitted with pneumonia. He died later that day. Authorities admitted the ward was home to quite a few rodents.
OK guys, if you are invited to a pumping party just be warned, it doesn’t mean pumping weights. Justin Street died from a fatal blood clot after silicone was injected into his penis at what has become the latest do-it-yourself plastic surgery fad. The woman who held the party, Kasia Rivera, has been arrested and charged with manslaughter and practicing medicine without a license. Whatever happened to good old tupperware parties?
Look away men, this could bring an enormous tear to your eye. A Vietnamese woman was so livered that her hubby had had an affair she grabbed a pair of scissors while he was sleeping, snipped off his penis and threw it in the river. Oh come on, it wasn’t that bad, she only cut half of it off. Sheez! After handing herself in she told police he was a wife beating, jobless, druggie. Hmm I’m guessing the marriage is over then!