Tag Archives: postal

Never Deny a Man Toilet Paper

A man from Charlotte, North Carolina, who couldn’t wipe his bum because there was no toilet paper in his hotel room got all postal and caused $2,000 worth of damage. Shit!

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Gone Postal For Christmas

OMG, a one legged man with a craving for pizza has taken 5 people hostage at a small rural Post Office in western Virginia. It is believed three of the hostages are employees and the other two are customers. The hostage negotiators are on the phone with the wheelchair bound man as we speak and he’s told them there is a car full of explosives outside. Kaboom! His only demand so far is a pizza.

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Well If It Isn’t You It Must Be….

Everybody panic!!

Well lookie here, the latest Rasmussen Report claims 26% of employed adults in America have worked with someone they thought could go postal. That’s right people, over a quarter of you think someone in your workplace is capable of mass violence. The highest percentage  come from the government sector, surprise,surprise!

Psst
Want to troll through all the findings? Rasmussen Reports.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Research, Friggin Scary, I'm Just Saying !, Sore Loser