Tight Squeeze

What’s more embarrassing than having to be rescued after falling down a gap between two buildings? Having a bunch of firefighters use an airbag and lubricant to squeeze you out, that’s what. The embarrassing little predicament happened in Oregon and it took rescuers four hours to free the woman from the 10 gap…. but it may take years for it to removed from YouTube.

Hey Boo Boo

There’s a bear in… wait… there are three bears in there. Goldilocks, you are such a bitch!!! Lucky a smart thinking couple came to their rescue.

Injured Hiker Rescues Rescuer

You know what I hate? When you break your leg while hiking and the paramedic who comes to your rescue gets knocked on the noggin with the helicopter blade and you have to friggin rescue him. In extreme pain the hiker, who happened to be a doctor (specializing in trauma), hopped over to the injured man and controlled the bleeding until more help arrived.

 

Just Wait Until We Get Home Baby Bear

Oh dear, this little bear is in big doodah after momma bear found him messing around in a human’s garage.

Honey, I Told You It Was A Pup

You find a sick seal pup on a beach in England while taking a walk, what do you do? Hmm, Sling it over your shoulder, place it in the passenger seat of your car, drive it home, plonk it in the bath and try and feed it a can of tin salmon, that’s what. Oh yeah and then ring Sea Life Sanctuary who pick it up, put it in intensive care in the hope they can bring it back to health.

My, What Big Teeth You Have

OK, here’s the thing Idaho campers, next time you rescue a puppy from the wilderness can you please check to make sure it isn’t a friggin wolf cub first, you idiots? Now the Dept of Fish and Gaming have to try and  find its mom so it can be returned to the wild.

Psst Good luck teaching it to sit!!!!

Kate Winslet To The Rescue

Sorry Jack, this is where I say see ya!

She couldn’t save Jack from the icy waters of the Atlantic but could manage to carry a 90 year old woman from a burning building, go figure! Kate Winslet turned out to be a hero after saving Richard Branson’s mom from a house fire on Branson’s private island retreat. Yes, his magnificent luxury home burned to the ground after it apparently was struck by lightning. Twenty guests including Winslet and her family were tripping the light fantastic on the island. A quick thinking Winslet rushed to the elderly woman’s aid while Branson’s son and nephew  helped get everyone else out.

Get A Grip

Well there’s an accident waiting to happen. A little snowflake left home alone in an apartment in China is lucky an air conditioner broke his fall after he fell from an 8th floor balcony. Horrified residents came to his rescue when he started to slip.

God Bless The Duggars

Onya!

OK, whatever you may think of the  Duggars (from “19 Kids & Counting” fame) when it comes to people in need they are there. As soon as the highly religious family heard of the devastating tornado that had ripped through Joplin, Josh Duggar and five of his siblings packed up a 3 car caravan full of supplies and drove through the night to volunteer in the rescue. Four of the Duggars are volunteer firefighters.They spent the day searching for trapped people and handing out food.

Psst I hope they didn’t have their camera crew filming this or I’ll take everything back!

Smart Thinking

When you are on holidays in the UK and get trapped by the incoming sea while photographing sea anemones and you don’t know Britain’s emergency help number, what do you do people, what do you do? Well, if you’re American marine biologist Liz Francis you ring 911 in the US and get the dispatcher to put you through to the UK police who then organized a rescue team. Ta-da!

Psst OK US dispatchers, expect to be getting a  bucket load of  nuisance calls from overseas now!