I think I’ll Just Have a Falafel

OK, here’s the thing people, stay well clear of kebab places in the Russian city of Perm. No seriously.Three homeless men have been arrested on suspicion of eating a human body and then….wait for it… selling the left over bits to a local kebab place. No I’m sorry, I can’t condone this type of behavior, [...]

Honey, I’m Gonna Be Home Early

Way too funny for words. Watch when a Russian factory worker’s foot slips on the accelerator of a forklift. Hmm, it is even funnier to know the boxes were filled with glass bottles of vodka and cognac. Guess who won’t be getting his Christmas bonus!

Everybody Panic

Видео снятое 7 октября 2009г. на западе столицы. В небе над Москвой видно облако необычной формы. Видео было снято на МКАД при движении от Волоколамского к Новорижскому шоссе. Один из очевидцев пишет, что получил комментарии по поводу этого облака в Гидрометцентре. Там ему сообщили, что над Москвой зарождался смерч, но потом рассеялся. На облет “странного” [...]

Impatient Fan Shows Them How It’s Done

When an over zealous Spartak Moscow football fan saw one of his favorite players about to take a penalty, he kind of got a little impatient and ran onto the football pitch and kicked the ball himself. Hmm, and it went straight to the back of the net for a goal, much to the delight [...]

It Sounds Like Bull

What do you call a 5 legged calf with 2 penises? Russian of course. Hmm, the lucky or unlucky calf named Borka has become quite a celebrity in the Russian village of Zoborie. Many of the villagers believe it is some evil supernatural beast and though they don’t mind looking of it they wont dare [...]

Born Again Virgin

Geez, I thought born again virgins were just a myth. Hmm not in Russia. Oh dear it seems women can have a hymenoplasty operation if they choose, which essential is a rebuilding of the hymen (stop rolling your eyes Ann!). One Russian woman known as Natalia K has had the procedure performed 6 times, which [...]

That’s The Pitts

Has anyone told Chuck? Oh for goodness sakes, pretty boy Brad Pitt has become the latest weapon against speeding traffic in Russia. Cardboard cut-outs of the actor are being placed at dangerous intersections in the City of Omsk in an attempt to slow motorists down. Please, after seeing Benjamin Button I am surprised he isn’t [...]

Friendly Fire

Whoops, the Russian navy would like to sincerely apologize to the people of the small village who they opened fire on . Hmm, seems there was a little misunderstanding when the anti submarine ships (which were on naval exercises) accidentally fired their artillery at the village in the Vyborg region. The Russian news agency reported [...]