Remember that meteorite that crashed into Russia a few weeks back? Hmm, well, some are suggesting it was shot down by a missile or UFO.
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Where Was Howard Wolowitz When You Need Him?
You know, I thought NASA had our backs when it came to big things flying at us from outer space but I am now a little concerned that if they didn’t see a meteor the size of a friggin bus hurtling to Earth, what chance have we got. Dear god, what do they do all day? Experts say the meteorite shower that scared the shit out of Siberia had the force of 20 atomic bombs ( take that Kim Jong Un!!!). Hmm, sheez, that would have made some wave in my jacuzzi.
Psst One good thing about the shower is you get to know what music Russians listen to, thanks to their car cams.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World
What The hell NASA????
OK, I know, I know, I said no need to panic, but WTF????? A meteorite shower scared the living beegeesus out of people living near Moscow today. It is being reported nearly 400 people have been injured.
Filed under Friggin Scary, Well I Never
Don’t Mess With The Bolshoi Ballet
Oh dear, a massive inhouse bitch fight at the Bolshoi Ballet has left the artistic director with serious burns to his face and may lose his sight. After weeks of personal harassment, Sergei Filin had acid thrown over him as his left his apartment building on Thursday night. Seems there has been serious infighting amongst dancers , managers and directors since Filin was given the prestigious position 2 years ago but it had escalated in the past few weeks. Nutcracker indeed.
The Mayan Calendar Excuse
A Russian man is refusing to pay his traffic fine because he believes the Mayan calendar. Yep, he has told debt collectors the world will be ending on December 21 so it’s a pointless exercise paying the fine. Hmm, good luck with that.
Filed under They Live Among Us !, Well I Never
Monster In The Lake
Feet up Siberian loons, there is a monster lurking in your lake and it likes lifting boats out of the water and wailing as it attacks. Good luck with that. Known by locals as “The Devil” it has been terrorizing fishermen for years. The mystery has deepened this week with experts picking up a large object on their echo sounding device. Lake Labynkyr is located about 60km from the “coldest place on earth” yet despite all the other lakes in the area freezing over in winter, this lake never, ever freezes AND has no plant life!!!
Filed under Join the skeptic club!
Russian Cowgirl
A little 5 year old “feral” girl who can only communicate by mooing has been discovered in Russia living with a herd of cows . Police were called to a property in the Ural mountains after concerned locals noticed her and found the mooing child AND the parents who apparently let her live amongst the bovine.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
It’s a Fleece Field
Those Russian sheep really know how to herd you!!!
Filed under Friggin Hilarious







