Um, Kim Jong Il rang and he wants to know who’s the dumb bitch? Sarah, honey, the US are allies with SOUTH Korea.
Psst What the hell is this “we won’t reward bad behavior” crap? FFS Palin, the dude wears a safari suit and has the worst dyed hair in the world, do you really think he gives a shit?
OK, if you insist ….
Bab Bush maybe pushing 85 but she still knows how to bitch slap. Atta girl.
No need to panic!
If it ain’t Palin’s hair gel, I can’t help you. People in Alaska are at odds to explain the goey hairy gunk which is floating in the icy Arctic waters near the town of Wainwright. Officials have dismissed claims the 15 miles of the shiny substance is oil based or hazardous. Gordon Brower of the North Slope Borough’s planning department said “From the air it looks brownish with some sheen, but when you get close and put it up on the ice and in the bucket, it’s kind of blackish stuff and has hairy strands on it,” (I’m telling ya, Palin hair gel!). The mystery should be answered in a few weeks after the substance is analysed (geez faster than MJ’s autopsy!).
Psst So shall we call it gunk or GOP?
UPDATE : The results are in faster than Michael Jackson’s autopsy and the winner is “Filamentous algae”. Not sure how that relates to Palin, but I shall investigate further!