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Trust No One

Phew, they don't suspect a thing

Phew, they don’t suspect a thing

Paranoid much?  Some guy waltzed into an Egyptian  police station with a swan under his arm believing it to be a spy. The bird, which was probably as confused as could be, had a small electrical device attached to its leg. After some investigating it was determined the swan was not an undercover agent nor a terrorist but merely a bird being tracked by some wildlife nut. As you were.

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RIP White Mouse

Nancy Wake the most decorated servicewoman of WWII has died at 98. A trained nurse and then spy, she became a key player in the French Resistance against the Nazis. She was so good at avoiding capture the gestapo eventually nicknamed her the white mouse. She lead them merry dance throughout the war by blowing up installations, distributing  weapons, delivering secret codes to the Allies on her bicycle and killing a few SS soldiers along the way.  Despite being awarded the highest decorations from the French , British and Americans , Wake received Jack from the country where she grew up, Australia because she was born in New Zealand (moved to Australia when she was 1) and never fought as an Australian servicewoman . In 2001 she left Australia telling the government of the time it “could stick their medals where the monkey stuck his nuts”. Attagirl. Three years later she had a change of heart and accepted the Companion of the Order of Australia. She passed away peacefully at her retirement home in west London. RIP White Mouse.
Lest We Forget

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The Plot Thickens

Oh for crying out loud, now British police think the dead MI6 spy found in a sportsbag in a bathtub in London may have been killed by a gay lover. Hmm, makes sense, a gay man wouldn’t leave a body just lying dead in a bathtub, now would he? And we all know foreign spies would have made the death look like suicide. Gareth Williams, whose private life is now under a microscope after his body was found in a sports bag ,  may have been a closet transvestite (not that there is anything wrong with that). Hmm,   I would like to think of it more as he was working undercover? Anywho, if any one comes across a laptop with files marked “Top Secret” you might want to give Scotland Yard a buzz, seems his computer is AWOL!

Psst In the good old days the general public were never privy to such intimate details, especially where government intelligence agencies were concerned. Isn’t that right J Edgar Hoover?

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I Think His Cover Was Blown!

Ewh, what’s red and black and lies in a bathtub? A dead top-secret British spy in a sports bag. It’s all a bit hush hush at the moment but the body of a man found in a London flat is believed to have been working for MI6 (Brits Secret Intelligence Service). Police discovered the partially decomposed remains in a sportsbag in a bathtub after friends became concerned about his whereabouts. Some reports are claiming the murder scene showed signs of being ritualistic in nature.

UPDATE Police have released the name of MI6 agent found dead in the bathtub, he was Gareth Williams. Authorities are concerned that a missing laptop could contain state secrets.

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Spy Cam Under Bed

Did my ass look fat on TV?

OK, here’s the thing pizza shop manager, setting up a secret camera to spy on your female housemate may seem like a cool idea, but no, it’s just downright creepy. Joel Nyima Keohane got himself in all sorts of trouble after he set up a camera to spy on his roomie. While she waked around in the privacy of her own room, he sat back and watched it all  on his TV in the comfort of his room . The sneaky little bugger hid the camera under the bed but angled it so he could view everything from her mirror. It was only when the girl’s boyfriend found the camera that the fur flew. When police seized his computers they also found…you guessed it….child pornography. Even his defence barrister called him a “very lonely and sad person”. That’s a 10 month suspended sentence right there!

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