No honey, it isn’t suppose to be that big
Oh dear, a Philadelphia man is suing The Kama Sutra Co. and Kamsut Inc. for allegedly making his penis burn and swell after he applied their lubricating and desensitizing gel, resulting in permanent disfigurement and loss of sensation. Ouch.
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt
Deep down we all wish could take Cinemas to court for charging ridiculously absurd prices for their snacks. Well, some dude in the US did but instead of winning his lawsuit he was told by a judge to buy a subscription to Netflix and stop wasting my time.
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never
You know what I hate? When a blind man gets run down by a cyclist in Central Park and the victim happens to be an attorney and disabled rights activist. Hmm, that’s a suing right there city of New York. Yes, no, he’s not suing the cyclist only the city!!!! Nothing is just an accident anymore.
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt
Remember last week that Greek politician, Ilias Kasidiaris, who punched a female politician on live TV ? Yeah him. Well guess what? He’s friggin suing her for provocation and the TV station for “illegally” restraining him after the show.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
OK, here’s the thing lady, if you are going to sue the city of Columbus for impounding your car following a traffic accident, don’t be asking for $500 billion dollars in damages or you’ll be catching the bus for an awfully long time. Just saying.
Psst The car was a 2002 Saturn SC2.
Could this be Ohio Bearman?
Confirmation ….. Friggin Ohio, home of Bearman.
Filed under Sore Loser, Well I Never
We're rich!!!
Imagine this loons, you buy a box of knick knacks for $5. Included in your box of crap is a very old unsigned Palmer Union Oil Co stock certificate. No biggie except for the fact that Palmer Union Oil Company’s successor is none other than Coca Cola. So anywho, Tony Marohn signs his name on it and then contacts Coca Cola requesting either 1.8 million worth of shares in the company, or a $130 million stake. Coke were understandably WTFing and refused to acknowledge the share. Sadly Mr Marohn died in 2008 but his family are continuing the fight, saying that they are entitled to the shares as Marohn’s signature is on the certificate.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
Holy frivolous lawsuit Batman. A woman in the US is suing McDonald’s because she claims their crappy wages and pathetic worker support forced her into a life of prostitution. Oh and by the way she is also suing her ex hubby who was the owner of the store in which she worked and who later sacked her. Hmm, so in her suit she claims she was wrongfully sacked and that the action forced her to seek employment in a brothel. Oh wait there’s more, she also claims McDonald’s crappy overall management allowed hubby to operate a prostitution service from his franchise. The best bit is she married her hubby AFTER she started working as a prostitute. Come on, come on, please let Judge Judy get the case….pleeeeaaaassssse!!!!
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
A New York man is suing manufacturer Sabra and distributor Fairway market after he allegedly found an animal toe (with nail still attached) in his artichoke spinach dip. Ewh. No word on what animal the toe belonged to but now Andrew Brodsky claims he can no longer eat or watch other people eat packaged foods.
Psst Lucky it wasn’t jam!!! Get it? Toe jam …ah never mind!
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Well I Never
How much do you think Fausat Ogunbayo is suing New York City and its Administration for Children’s Services (ACS) after they removed her two children and placed them in foster homes three years ago because she was mentally unstable? That would be $900 Trillion. Wow, that would make her richer than Oprah!!! Oh and hell yes, she’s defending herself!
