A South Korean shopkeeper is in trouble for smuggling from China, not one, but 4,900 arctic fox penises. Ewh. Evidently they are great for bringing back stray hubbies or in helping women find a man. One penis can sell for up to $481. Desperate times call for desperate measures I guess! Hmm, but how many desperate South Korean women are there for goodness sakes. As Susi Spice would say ….eHarmony people!




