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Holy sex farts Batman. A recent survey in Sweden has revealed 1 in 3 women have at some stage refused to have sex because they feared a fart was a brewing. Hmm, men on the other hand weren’t so concerned with only 1 in 6 refusing due to gas.
Men who drive BMWs are more likely to cheat, so says a new UK survey. Of the 640,000 people polled 19.21% of males, who admitted to being a cheater, were BMW drivers. This is followed closely behind by male Audi , Merc, Jaguar and Land Rover drivers. Hmm, so basically all rich middle aged men. Still no cure for cancer.
Psst Ladies, I suggest maybe hooking up with a Vespa driver. Safe as houses!
Apparently, and I use the term loosely, women are worse at parking than men. I know, it must me wrong. It seems a third of all the women who failed their driving test last year did so because they sucked at parallel parking. One of the main excuses was that their breasts made it more difficut to turn around while parking. Fair call!
Bring out the crackers and water ladies, seems half the men surveyed for the Ask Men’s mag say they would dump their girlfriends in a heartbeat if they got fat. Egads! On the other hand only 20% of women said they would dump their boyfriends if they became a porker! Oh it doesn’t stop there, seems half the men surveyed believed they could tell if their woman faked an orgasm. Bwahahaha, silly, silly, delusional men!