Ping Pong Players Have Feelings!

Hmm, well if you are ever going to jail, pick Sweden people! Some inmate has just been awarded $2,700 in compo for hurting his little finger during a prison  ping pong game. After he put in a claim, bippity boppity boo, they concluded he suffered pain, injury and scarring and was therefore rightfully due his [...]

The Hazards of Drinking in Sweden

OMG, you soon find out who your real buddies are after you down a whole bottle of vodka. A Swedish man, known only as Joel, went out drinking with some mates and woke up the next day to find a six inch penis tattooed on his leg. Hmm, seems the boys got a little plastered [...]

Army Intelligence Is An Oxymoron

Can the owner of the house in Röjdåfors, northern Värmland, which is now missing doors and window frames please contact the Life Regiment Hussars (K3), Sweden’s elite military unit, as they seemed to have made a little boo-boo and blown up your house. Yes, the elite soldiers who were participating in an exercise, bombarded a [...]

Sound Of One Hand Clapping

Here’s the thing masturbating Dutch  truck driver, when you flip your vehicle and block multiple lanes of traffic don’t continue to masturbate, that’s just wrong. Amazing but wrong. The man who was en route to Gothenburg, Sweden,  was having a good old time slapping the meat when he lost control of his truck and flipped [...]

Spontaneous Igniting Hand Gel

OMG, while the lads in British prisons are turning hand gel into alcohol, nurses in Sweden are turning theirs  into fireballs. Who knew hand gel could spontaneously ignite? Hmm, well investigations are underway into why a Swedish nurse’s hand suddenly caught fire while she was pushing a trolley in an elderly care home. One theories [...]

Look Who Will Get Left Holding The Baby

OK, I know some people have too much time on their hands but Ragnar Bengtsson, that’s ridiculous. The 26 year old Stockholm man has been stimulating his breasts with a pump in an attempt to produce milk from his own body. No, I couldn’t make this up! Hmm, yep he is pumping his manboobs at [...]

How Do You Expect Me To Burgle In This Mess?

Friggin finicky Swedes. Police in Paarp, Sweden, are looking for a thief who likes to surf porn in a clean environment. When the owner of an office discovered he had been burgled he found one of his computers still on and displaying several pornography sites. On further inspection he also spotted a note complaining about [...]

Get It Away From Me!!!!

Oh for goodness sakes you Swedes, stop being such wooses. Evidently a big bunch of them have flocked to a Facebook group to share their fears and give each other support over a frightening TV commercial. Yep, that’s right they are all scared of a TV commercial. Which is OK, if the commercial was friggin [...]

Things Are Looking Up in Majorna

Alrighty then guys and gals, hands up who wants to go live in Majorna, Sweden? Would it help if I told you that the County Administrative Court has just ruled that local authorites must subsidize a man’s Viagra prescription. Hmm, imagine cheap Viagra…geez that town will be a rockin! OK, sure the poor man is [...]

Friggin Unlucky!

The unluckiest man and his dog award goes to Thomas Sundberg and Rex. The two were enjoying a nice evening stroll in Kramfors, Sweden, when all of a sudden the ground gave way and Thomas and Rex found themselves submerged in a big old hole of shit. Hmm, gotta love the city’s underground dry sewage [...]