Two sisters from Stockholm, Sweden are hoping to sue the group of drunk undertakers who accidentally dropped their father’s coffin on it’s side into the grave. And what I mean by dropped is, it landed with such a thud the two women ran crying and screaming from the cemetery fearing their father had fallen out [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘Sweden’
October 24, 2009
Ping Pong Players Have Feelings!
Hmm, well if you are ever going to jail, pick Sweden people! Some inmate has just been awarded $2,700 in compo for hurting his little finger during a prison ping pong game. After he put in a claim, bippity boppity boo, they concluded he suffered pain, injury and scarring and was therefore rightfully due his [...]
September 29, 2009
Army Intelligence Is An Oxymoron
Can the owner of the house in Röjdåfors, northern Värmland, which is now missing doors and window frames please contact the Life Regiment Hussars (K3), Sweden’s elite military unit, as they seemed to have made a little boo-boo and blown up your house. Yes, the elite soldiers who were participating in an exercise, bombarded a [...]
September 25, 2009
Spontaneous Igniting Hand Gel
OMG, while the lads in British prisons are turning hand gel into alcohol, nurses in Sweden are turning theirs into fireballs. Who knew hand gel could spontaneously ignite? Hmm, well investigations are underway into why a Swedish nurse’s hand suddenly caught fire while she was pushing a trolley in an elderly care home. One theories [...]
August 10, 2009
Get It Away From Me!!!!
Oh for goodness sakes you Swedes, stop being such wooses. Evidently a big bunch of them have flocked to a Facebook group to share their fears and give each other support over a frightening TV commercial. Yep, that’s right they are all scared of a TV commercial. Which is OK, if the commercial was friggin [...]