I took a shot of this billboard while waiting for a train in a Sydney underground station. I’m not sure about you but I don’t think I will be sending a get well, hope your mucus clears up card to anyone, anytime soon. Just saying.
Psst Mucus is a very unattractive word!!!!
Having spent a week in Sydney it occurred to me why Perth will always be the poor cousin….
Sydney has …….
Sydney Harbour Bridge, 1,149 m ( 3,770 feet )
We got …..
The Narrows Bridge which is 335m (1,099 feet)
Sydney has …
The Sydney Opera House which cost $102 million to complete in 1973
Perth’s got ….
The friggin Perth Arena which so far has cost $548.7 million and still isn’t finished!!!
Sydney has ….
The Sydney Tower which dominates the skyline at 309 m (1,014 ft) tall
Perth’s got …
The Bell Tower which stands 82.5 m (271 ft) and can only be seen if standing near the river.
Sydney’s got ….
The colourful Day In Day Out sculpture
We end up with …..
The same friggin sculpture in green, except we paid $1 million dollars for it!!!!!
Last thing I expected to see at Bondi was a friggin ice rink on the beach. Christmas in July!!!!
Sorry Wombies but I couldn’t help it. Belgian waffles with melted Guylian chocolate and whipped cream.
Just letting you know the Loon will be reporting from Sydney this week.
Hey, psst, know where I can get me some RatSak?
Feet up Sydneysiders, there is a new rat in town and it ain’t scared of no bait traps, in fact it’s friggin immune to poison. No, I take that back, they are friggin addicted to it!!!! Yep, the super-rodents get a buzz from Ratsak. So sleep with one eye open or those ground-dwelling sewer rats and roof rats may just kick your sorry ass out of bed.
Note to self, never post a big wad of cash on Facebook. A 17 year old girl in Sydney, who was helping her granny count a big pile of cash she had stashed, decided to post a photo of it on Facebook. Enter big bad wolves. Two men, armed with a knife and a wooden club, stormed the teen’s parent’s home that very night demanding the cash. Problem? The teenager didn’t live there and neither did granny. Unfortunately, for the parents they did and had to deal with the thugs. Fail.
Psst Sheez, I hope she friggin defriend the bastards!!!
A man in a Sydney supermarket has been caught filming up women’s skirts. Hmm, see much? The camera was allegedly hidden in a shopping basket. Police seized the camera , viewed the footage and discovered 9 female
crotches victims. Seems only one woman has been identified so far.The man has been charged with filming a person’s private parts without consent. Pity the fool who tries that on me….. Loon-a-eclipse !!!
Psst Do you think I went a little too far with the title???