From Russia With Love

What do you do when you meet the man of your dreams and fall instantly in love? Well, if you are Lesya Toumaniantz from Russia, you have his name “Ruslan” tattooed across your face in five-inch high gothic script, that’s what. Oh for crying out loud, they had met for less than 24 hours when she decided to have a symbol of eternal devotion inked on her face. The man of her dreams happens to be the same guy who tattooed a  galaxy of stars across a young Belgian girl’s face a few years back. Sheez, I sure hope the romance lasts because that’s gonna be friggin intimidating for the next guy she meets. Just saying.

 

You Had What Tattooed On Your Face?

Yes you can!!!

An Indiana man is feeling “totally disappointed.” after he had the Mitt Romney campaign logo tattooed on his face. Oh, well it will just be a permanent reminder of the loser.

Why Ohio, Why?

Who said Ohio wasn’t full of jeniuses

Only In Ohio

Sorry Bearman, I had no choice, I now have  a new category, Friggin Ohio!!!! Oh and that’s $5 bucks for mentioning your name!!!!!

Sweet 16

Mom, do I really have to wear sweaters for the rest of my life?

Three good reasons why a 16 year old should stay away from alcohol

a) A 22 year old man might tattoo your arms and ribcage without permission

B) A 22 year old man might misspell a word he’s illegally tattooed on you

c)  You might not like Juggallo (suppose to be Juggalos), SRH (Support Radical Habits) and CKY (Camp Kill Yourself) permanently etched on your body.

On the bright side the 22 year old has been charged with illegal tattooing, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (the tattoo needle) and providing alcohol to a person under 21.

Stink Ink

My, that is large!

Oh my, a warning to anyone who allows “artist discretion” when getting a tattoo. Make sure he doesn’t tattoo a big pile of steaming dog poo on your back with flies buzzing around it. I’m just saying! Poor Rossie Brovent from Ohio asked her then tattoo artist boyfriend to tattoo a scene from the Narnia trilogy on her back, unaware that he had discovered she had cheated on him with his best friend. Hmm, now she has a big pile of excrement for her troubles. She is now suing him.

Psst Wasn’t that a scene from Narnia? Hmm, maybe not!

Granny Gets a Do Not Resuscitate Tattoo

British granny Joy Tomkins (81) is so friggin adamant she doesn’t want to be brought back to life if she gets in a medical emergency she has had the words “Do Not Resuscitate” tattooed on her chest. Oh and if she rocks up face down, she has had another tattoo put on her should which reads “PTO” (please turn over). Can’t be too careful. Ooh and the best part it only cost her 5 pounds for the tatt.

Psst Despite all of Joy’s pre-planning , medical officials say the tattoo isn’t legally binding.

Dumbest Tattoo EVER!!

Oh for crying out loud fool, what the hell! Ismael Ambrosio must have  felt  like a right dick after he got himself arrested.The dude has “Fuck the Police” tattooed across his face. Sheez, no one ever has “have a nice day” tatts no more!

Psst At least he didn’t do the tatt in the mirror!!!

He's someone's son!

You Know It’s Permanent Right?

Oh for crying out mister, if you are going to attempt to cash a stolen check from Cottonwood Bible Baptist Church it is wise to cover up the “Fuck You” tattoo on your forehead. I’m just saying! Patrick Brooks as arrested after the store manager  became suspicious and rang the Pastor to confirm the validity of the check.

What A Dick

OK. Ouch!

How far would you go to win a new silver Mini Cooper? Well, Andreas Mueller had the word “MINI” tattooed on his penis to win one. Yep, a German radio show offered a free car if he had his penis inked live on air. After the screaming stopped he said “Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore,” Yah think? Hello, you now have friggin “mini” printed on your dick! Did you really think this through?

Psst Pity the fool who did the tattooing!