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Big Bang Theory

Merry Christmas

Holy orgasm Batman, a Minnesota man is in big trouble after he customized a vibrator to explode .Yes, a vibrator bomb. Dear lord, now that’s what I call “going out with a bang!”  Anywho, Terry Allen Lester packed the black vibrator with gun powder, BB shot and buck shot and then attached wires to a trigger. Seems his plan was to give it to one of his exs as a Chrissy present. Fortunately it never came to fruition as his roomies dobbed him into police. In the official complaint the roommates said Mr Lester “told them when the device was inserted into the female he would pull the trigger and it would blow them up,”  When police searched his house they also uncovered a pink vibrator with “Merry Christmas Bitch” written on it. Hmm, unlucky, because that’s a terrorist threat charge right there.

Psst Thanks to Fever Beaver for the tip off !!!

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