Do You Hear The Banjo, Fernando?

So you’re having a “white Christians only” conference with Ku Klux Klan flags and white supremacy slogans gracing the building but you say that the cross you are setting alight at the end of the three day chinwag is not a cross-burning, but rather a sacred Christian cross lighting. Hmm, Alabama you say? No one ever holds a white atheists only conference!!!

Cat Survives Prickly Situation

A poor little kitty who found itself stuck atop of a giant saguaro cactus has finally ventured down after three days. OK, it’s probably licking its wounds after having to scale down the prickly 40ft plant but at least it no longer has to put up with people pointing and staring!

 

Honey, Why Does This Mink Stink?

What the? Stephanie Moreland, who was arrested on suspicion of stealing a $6,500 mink coat from the Alaskan Fur Company in Minnesota, sat in jail for three days with it hidden in her undies (undetected).Damn, she’s good. She even modified her knickers for the fur theft, cutting out the rear so it looked as though she wasn’t  wearing underwear whilst all the time the coat was stuffed down the front. When police arrested her, Moreland denied having the coat.It was only after Bloomington police  told her she was being sent to a downtown jail did she lift her dress and produce the coat. Ta-da.

Psst Not all the dry cleaning in the world would…ah never mind!

Want sauce with that?

Longest Tennis Match in History.

59/59 and not an end in sight. The Wimbledon match between John Isner (USA) and Nicolas Mahut (France) has lasted two days, with more than 10 hours having been played so far including 881 points and 193 aces. A third day has been set aside to hopefully end the deadlock. The irony is that neither one will probably get very far in the tournament but as John McEnroe said “they’re always going to be in the history books.”