OMG, That Man Just Waved At Me!!!!

Whoopsie, a hotel in New York forgot to rehang curtains after room renovations and many unfortunate guests discovered people waving and taking photos of them while they were taking a dump sitting on the toilet.

Smile!!!

iPoo App Anyone?

Holy shit app Batman. Introducing the iPoo app, where you can keep a record of where you have taken a crap and where others have been crapping too. Finally, someone has created a useful app. The big question is, does the Loon shit in the woods?

Shit Happens

A word of warning when going to the toilet in Canada, you might want to avoid moaning and yelling or your concerned neighbor might just ring 911 and that would be really embarrassing, now wouldn’t it? A neighbor feared the worse when she heard cries from the depths of hell  coming from a basement apartment, so rang police. The police rushed over and  knocked on the door several times before a red faced man answered explaining he had some toilet troubles.

And They Were Hoping He’d Be A Doctor

Four year old Dustin Kruse from Wisconsin is so obsessed about toilets the Kohler toilet company have made a vid about it.

Toilet Lid Killer’s Appeal Flushed!

You know what’s worse than being convicted of a gang related murder? Being forever labeled the “toilet lid killer”. Seriously, that sucks. Tyler Lee Nolet, who was given a life sentence for the murdering  Kenny Wong by smashing a toilet tank lid over his noggin, was trying to appeal his second degree murder sentence but it was denied. Shit ah!

Pilot Trapped in Toilet Causes Mid Air Scare

Oh dear, what is worse than a pilot accidentally locking himself in the bathroom of his plane? The panic caused when a man with a “Middle Eastern” accent tries to help him. The pilot of Chatauqua (Delta) Airlines was taking a quick leak before landing in New York City when the door jammed. Enter the “Middle Eastern” accent guy who came to the captain’s rescue. The captain told the “Middle Eastern” accent guy (through the toilet door) to tell the cockpit crew of the dilemma. While the “Middle Eastern” accent guy was knocking on the cockpit door, trying to get some attention, the co-pilot contacted the tower at La Guardia freaking the hell out. He told the tower  “I have someone with a thick foreign accent trying to access the cockpit”. That’s an emergency declared right there. Awkward! Lucky the jet fighters weren’t alerted…ah wait…more awkward.

Shawstank Redemption

A man in the US tried to flood a toilet in his holding cell after he was picked up for trespassing. Yes indeedy, he took off his shirt and shoved it in the toilet in an attempt to flood his cell. In what ended up being a useless exercise, police simply moved him to a cell without a toilet. Fail.

Nearly Dropped a Load!

OMG, when white dust suddenly appeared in an Alaska Airline flight  lavatory  everybody panicked.  Hello, anthrax or a bomb people because every terrorist thinks “Alaska’ when plotting to kaboom something.  Enter fire department and hazardous materials experts who determined the substance was in fact…wait for it…toilet paper. Sheez, I bet all 151 passengers who were delayed were relieved!

Want sauce with that?

Little Mommy, Gotta Go Doll

Good grief, was that a turd in the toilet?

No Snowflake, It Wasn’t Santa!

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
An intruder was vomiting, what a damn friggin louse!
A very pissed Lester Bagwell broke into a house in Howard county then used the toilet before upchucking all over the place.Merry Christmas Allan Temby and family, I hope it wasn’t on your carpet!