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Oh for the love of silly young blonde female drivers. A young woman in England got herself in some big old trouble after she tweeted ”Definitely knocked a cyclist off his bike earlier –I have right of way he doesn’t even pay road tax #bloodycyclists”
Yep, it went viral and yep, police have contacted the fool her.
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Well I Never, You Go Girl!
Imagine training for years and years to qualify for the Olympics only to have your dreams shattered by a tweet. Introducing Greek triple jumper Voula Papachristou. She tweeted this “with so many Africans in Greece, at least the mosquitoes of West Nile will eat homemade food” and now has been booted off the Olympic team. Hmm, that will be something to tell the grandkids!
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!
A murderer has had his death sentence overturned after a juror tweeted that the “coffee sucks” during the trial and another juror fell asleep due to boredom. Despite being originally sentenced to death for the killing of a 17 year old during a robbery Erickson Dimas Martinez has had the sentenced overturned .
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World
Remember the deadly cobra that escaped from the Bronx Zoo and then opened a Twitter account? Well anywho, zoo officials say they have caught the venomous creature but the cobra on Twitter says it’s all fibs. Who are we to believe? Hmm, maybe it’s in denial? After the news of the capture broke, the stubborn cobra tweeted “Umm, since when is MYFOXNY a reliable source? Think people, think,”. The latest tweet from “cobra” said “If you see a bag of peanuts inexplicably moving along the ground at Yankee Stadium today. Just ignore it. It’s probably nothing”. Well, alrighty then, keep those feet up people!!!!
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife, You Go Girl!
OK, here’s the thing preschool teacher, do not, and I repeat DO NOT, tweet you want to rape little girls on your first day at work. The substitute teacher from Gothenburg in Sweden tweeted ” …preschool Start 9.30am. Think I will rape 6-7 young girls,” Oh boy, awkward.The principal of the school, who was notified about the disturbing tweets, suspected a certain male teacher and contacted police. So much for his career!
You twit, you don’t tweet about blowing up an airport “sky high” on Twitter. Paul Chambers has been banned from the Robin Hood airport for life, had his iphone, laptop and home computer confiscated, enjoyed 7 hours in jail and has been suspended from work after police were alerted to his tweet which read “You’ve got a week and a bit to get your shit together, otherwise I’m blowing the airport sky high”. Hello, the guy was just peeved about all the delays caused by the heavy snowfall and was venting his frustrations. Hmm, good to see the Doncaster police are using the Terrorist Act appropriately.
