Tweeting Etiquette

OK, honey, sweetie, darl, I know Twitter is addictive, but do you think sending tweets while your son is dying is appropriate? Shellie Ross, whose two year old son was found floating in the family pool, kept her 5,000 odd followers informed with tweets while paramedics tried to revive him. Sadly he didn’t make [...]

Wacko Jacko Contacted From The Other Side

Why is it when people do séance they don’t try and raise someone important, like a good fairy who will give me the winning lottery numbers? Geez, the world sucks having to rely on Derren Brown and his friggin complicated process! Nope, everyone wants  to make contact with people like Michael Jackson, Kurt Cobain, Jade Goody [...]

Miley Raps It Up

Sweet nibblets, Miley is no longer a twit. That’s right she has quit Twitter. But did she have to do it via a rap song on YouTube for goodness sakes (Kanye West is going to be pissed!). Oh well, it seems Demi is the only one left showing her tweets!
Psst She gets my [...]

A Coyote Got My Malti Poo

Jessica Simpson’s pooch Daisy, the  “Malti-Poo”, was taken by a coyote last night. Jessica posted a message on her Twitter page saying ‘My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes’.Now bear in mind this is the same person who thought “Chicken of the Sea” was really [...]

The Brits know How To Multi Task On The Loo

Wanna know some gross and useless facts about what goes on whilst people from the UK pass the time (and other things) on the toilet? Next time you receive a text message from someone in the UK there is a 34% chance that person sent it while sitting on the loo, 33% admitted they made [...]

Turn You Avatar Green For Iran

Oh crap Ayatollah Ahmad Khatami has denounced the leaders of the post election protests in Iran and declared they are “worthy of execution”. Run, people, run…not even Twitter can save you. He went on to say that the rioting was in defiance of God’s will and suggested that those arrested should face the death sentence.Hmm, [...]

Who’s A Tweeting Twit Then?

How do you get your house robbed in 140 characters or less? Tweet to your 2,000 followers you are going on holiday.Israel Hyman is convinced one of his Twitter followers was behind the burglary of his house which occurred during a short vacation he just happened to tell the world about. Damn those social media [...]

Where Did It Friggin Go?

What happened to Air France Flight 447?  With today’s technology you would have thought they would have picked up the bleeping beacon pretty damn quick, but alas no. Maybe send a sub with sonar but alas no. And pray tell why isn’t Google Earth entering the search, throw a satellite over the area and snap [...]

Twitter Could Be Sending Terrorists Tweets!

Twitter, that little micro blogging service, has been identified as a potential terrorist tool by US Army intelligence. In their report “Potential for Terrorist Use of Twitter” they claim twitter has the ability to pump out info and messages (“tweets”) faster than Geraldo Rivera. It doesn’t help that twitter already has a large number of [...]