If anyone knows what is yellow and blue and can fly 35,000ft, two Glasgow pilots want a word. The pilots were flying an Airbus 320 over Scotland, with 200 passengers on board, when the unidentified flying object came within meters of the plane. The object came at them so fast they had no time to dodge the thing but luckily it whizzed under the plane. It was a perfect sunny day and both pilots saw the object very clearly but when they radioed Glasgow Airport control tower to report the incident the tower claimed they had nothing on their radar. Hmm, yellow and blue? Sounds like the aliens are getting rather lavish with their spaceship designs in their old age.
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Remember the UFO shaped object discovered at the bottom of the Baltic Sea? Yeah, the one I didn’t write about because I thought it was a big load of codswallop. Well anywho, the divers who went down to inspect the mushroom shaped thingamabob that sits some 13ft above the seabed they say all their equipment stopped working when they got within 200m of it. Oh and by all their equipment I mean satellite phones and cameras. They claim when they moved away everything began working again. Spooky. Hmm, and probably why ET couldn’t phone home!!!!
You know what I hate? Being friggin tailgated by a UFO, that’s what! Some Aussie guy in the Northern Territory claims after leaving Tennant Creek a bright light suddenly appeared behind his car. He thought it was another car’s headlights but got the surprise of his life when the lights got brighter and he realized something was hovering above him. The man who only wants to be identified as Aiden said to himself “no, no, no, not me, go and take someone else, I am not interested,” The bright white/orange light followed him for about half an hour before vanishing. Hmm, well that was pretty much an anti-climax. Gosh, not so much as “take me to your leader” or an anal probe!
Psst It is quite a common occurance and the Aborgines call them ‘min min’ lights.
No need to panic people but ahhhh, dead alien alert . Evidently the body, that looks suspiciously like something from X-files, was discovered in Siberia shortly after a “pink and blue glowing object” crashed from the sky. Sheez, must have been some hell of a crash because the dude lost a limb! Many people had witnessed the crash and even emergency services went to investigate. Fake or hoax?
OK, no need to panic but WTF, remember NASA’s Voyager 2, the unmanned probe that was blasted off into space 33 years ago? No? Well anywho, the damn thing has begun transmitting bizarre, unintelligible signals according to German UFO expert Hartwig Hausdorf. Mr Hausdorf believes aliens have hijacked the probe which is now located near the edge of the solar system. Hmm, maybe they are just sick and tired of hearing a loop of 70′s music and greetings in 55 different languages so are sending us back some of our own medicine? Oh and NASA’s spin on the thing…. it’s a glitch in the computer memory….. but we know better than to believe them, now don’t we loons!