Tag Archives: UK
Number 1 Reason For Parental Lock Out System
A 13 year old boy who became obsessed with surfing the net looking for porn has found himself on the sex offender register. Hmm well son, did no one tell you kiddy porn is wrong? Want sauce with that?
Filed under Sore Loser, Whoops!
Lucky Britain
Guess who wants to come and live in England with her five kids and meet the Royal family? Amal Abdulfattah al-Sadah, that’s who! Come on, you know her loons, think? It’s Osama Bin Laden’s missus, the one that took a … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
Body Left To Rot
Oh no, a UK family is understandably distraught after the body of David Gardner was allegedly left to rot on a table in a hospital morgue for nearly a week because it was too large to fit into a mortuary … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
Bottle of Botulism
Egads, step way from the Loyd Grossman Korma sauce people, it contains botulism. Two children are currently in a UK hospital being treated for the nasty bacteria after eating mom’s meal.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Well I Never
Smart Thinking
When you are on holidays in the UK and get trapped by the incoming sea while photographing sea anemones and you don’t know Britain’s emergency help number, what do you do people, what do you do? Well, if you’re American … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Well I Never
Dirty Rat
A pet rat in the UK set his friggin cage on fire after he nicked a smoldering cigarette from his owner’s ashtray and took it to bed. The rat called No Name has a habit of stealing things and putting … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!
