But then I would have nothing to say!
Oh dear, seems it wasn’t just the UN pissed off with Imadinnerjacket. Yep, al Qaeda aren’t too happy with his conspiracy theory rants about September 11th either. Hello, messing with their cred! How the hell can you be taken seriously as a terrorist organisation when you have a grey suited fool muddying the waters!
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!
Imadinnerjacket has this amazing ability to clear a room. The gray suited Iranian leader has made quite a spectacle at the UN conference in the US by creating a mass walkout of diplomats after he ranted about the US being the “slave masters” and referring to 9/11 as a “mysterious” attack designed to start a war against Iraq and Afghanistan. Oh yes, the Jews didn’t escape from his wrath either as he told the deminishing crowd that European countries use the Holocaust as an excuse to pay “ransom to the Zionists” . Hmm, I’m guessing no one will be sitting at his table for lunch!
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, They Live Among Us !, Whoops!
Now who's going to do my perm?
Oh crap, seems the world is at war with Gaddafi. The UN has finally swapped their strongly worded letters for fighter jets and have now declared Libya a “no-fly zone”.Which means, among other things, France and Britain have the thumbs up to shoot the shit out of Gaddafi’s key military targets and anything that could harm civilians. American and European officials have declared attacks could take place within hours. The UN finally decided enough was enough, condemning Mad Dog’s “gross and systematic violation of human rights” and agreed the world couldn’t sit back and watch innocent people be bombed by a despot (with bad fashion sense). Hmm, what could possibly go wrong?
UPDATE : Gaddafi says yes to a ceasefire then continues to attack. UN back to sending strong worded letter.
Psst I can hear Kim Jong Il giggling from behind his pile of strongly worded letters!
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Well I Never
You suckers are gonna pay!
Well, well, well, Imadinnerjacket must have been smoking his pistachios again. He wants compensation for…wait for it…the ills Iran suffered during World War II . Hmm, a bit late honey.Imadinnerjacket is going to be writing a very heated letter to the UN (as you do), asking for compo for damages caused by allied powers. The Iranian leader said “You inflicted lots of damages to the Iranian nation, put your weight on the shoulders of the Iranian people and became victors in World War II. You didn’t even share the war profits with Iran.” What the? There were profits? Geez, we should have wars more often then, get the US out the financial poo so the corporate heads can get their big fat bonuses again without everybody whinging. Oh, by the way Imadinnerjacket is also tossing up whether to try for WWI compensation as well. Two birds ….
Psst Hmm, imagine he might be able to afford better suits?
