Get it off me!!!
Don’t you hate disgruntled customers, especially when they urinate in the tube at a bank drive through and you get covered in pee. Evidently a male cutomer who was angry that he couldn’t purchase a money order, sort revenge by pissing in the bank tube. A short time later another customer pulled up to the same drive through lane and yep, she picked up the tube and the pee spilled into her car and onto her. Well, that stinks!
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Well I Never
La gross! French actor Gerard Depardieu has urinated in an Air France plane after the cabin crew refused to allow him to use the toilet. Seems Depardieu was bursting to go but was told he had to wait 15 minutes for the plane to be in the air. Unfortunately he couldn’t wait that long so he unzipped his fly and pissed on the aisle carpet, much to the amusement and horror of some passengers. The plane immediately taxied back to the gate and passengers were removed while the crew were left to clean up the piss. No word yet on whether France’s living treasure will be charged.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
If you recognise the man in the surveillance video the Florida police may want a little word. The dude pissed all over cough drops at a Walgreens store. Yep, he wandered down the aisle, unzipped his pants and peed over 110 packages worth around $300. Charming.
What the cluck?
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, might want to stay away from the booze. Jerry Patterson from North Little Rock found himself in jail after he allegedly pissed on $500 worth of chicken at a Kroger grocery store and then chomped on a large packet of ham. That’s a public intoxication, theft of property, and criminal mischief charge right there. Discounted chicken any one?
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Friggin Wrong
Christina Cifaldi
Say it ain’t so Christina Cifaldi, urinating on clothes at Walmart is kinda gross! Ms Cifaldi allegedly took $163 worth of clothes (sheez, that must have been there entire stock) and went into a fitting room and proceeded to pee on the lot. Unfortunately for Ms Cifaldi she left her friggin wallet, which contained her driver’s license, right next to the urine drenched mess. Sort of an epic fail really!
You know if you are going to give a false name, Alicia Butt is a good a name as any. The drunk as a skunk woman ran a stop sign and nearly slammed head on into another car before cops decided to charge her with DUI. I think the .331 she blew on the breathalyzer and the fact she had pissed herself were signs enough. It was only after she was placed in jail did the police discover her name really wasn’t Butt. Hmm, try Dumbass!
Oh dear, an Ohio man entered a Walmart store and proceeded to the meat counter where he pissed on $600 worth of steaks. Robert Jenkins was later charged with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct. Neither police or Wal-Mart staff have a clue what motivated him to urinate on the steaks but suspect drugs or alcohol may have been involved. Hmm, I suspect alcohol, because you would have to have a pretty full bladder to do that kind of damage.
